tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32194857.post4130191741743328651..comments2024-02-17T14:57:50.954-05:00Comments on The Verdant Dude: Asshole CatVerdant Earlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32194857.post-32250988787386342982011-04-17T13:01:26.158-04:002011-04-17T13:01:26.158-04:00Every morning he wakes us up earlier than we would...<i>Every morning he wakes us up earlier than we would like to feed him.</i><br /><br />I work third shift and Spock the Cat here at house does the same things always around 3:00pm, so much that I have to put my eye glasses in my nightstand drawer to prevent him from not only knocking them off but pushing them under the bed with his paws.Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32194857.post-37523745550883331402011-04-16T12:20:31.834-04:002011-04-16T12:20:31.834-04:00Bruce - Yeah, the show is long and definitely not ...Bruce - Yeah, the show is long and definitely not for everyone, but thanks for listening in.Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32194857.post-67486243223432772552011-04-15T15:58:07.679-04:002011-04-15T15:58:07.679-04:00Multiply this by five and you have our house. My ...Multiply this by five and you have our house. My wife LOVES her some cats...and we have a heard. Most are nice, but she has pure bred that is as dumb as a rock and a stray that we adopted that I swear is the clone of "Stewie" on family guy....she is forever plotting ways to dispose of us and work the can opener on her own. <br /><br />On an unrelated note, I actually DID listen to the last episode of 'Talkin to the Cornfield' Well, sort of, it was on in the background in my office while I was doing various things at work. An hour and a half of baseball talk is a lot of consume, espeically if I am not a huge baseball fan, but it was funny hearing the Colenol talk about jerking off in the beginning.....that how you get listeners, right there!Bruce Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898228670873232050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32194857.post-72150029732210142862011-04-15T13:58:58.466-04:002011-04-15T13:58:58.466-04:00Adam - Sho' nuff. Clearly it was Gia. ;)
Dog...Adam - Sho' nuff. Clearly it was Gia. ;)<br /><br />Doggie - You know how Gogo rolls. What she lacks in youth, she makes up for in madness. (Or something like that).Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32194857.post-36099137020021066052011-04-15T13:12:02.326-04:002011-04-15T13:12:02.326-04:00That Yak-Face is definitely the Q-Tip killa. Am i...That Yak-Face is definitely the Q-Tip killa. Am i right?Water Logged Caninehttp://hearingvoices.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/wet-dog-web.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32194857.post-36571411605864098672011-04-15T11:42:36.326-04:002011-04-15T11:42:36.326-04:00He must have learned that behavior from someone . ...He must have learned that behavior from someone . . .Avitablehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08541188721193079705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32194857.post-68510096920904712532011-04-15T11:20:45.450-04:002011-04-15T11:20:45.450-04:00SK - That's his evil charm. He sucks you in w...SK - That's his evil charm. He sucks you in with those eyes. And the picture doesn't do them justice. They are this crazy golden brown color.<br /><br />Doggie - There it is!<br /><br />Slyde - I don't know if my favorite quote about lifeless eyes comes from Jaws or Halloween. They are both so...perfect.<br /><br />Annabelle - We have four cats and they couldn't be more different from one another personality-wise.<br /><br />Sybil - We have a cat who is obsessed with Q-Tips. We thought she was digging used (ugh) ones out of the trash, but I saw her sneak into the bathroom, jump up on the shelves and take one (just one!) out of the container. Amazing. And our boy Wolowitz is a curtain climber too.<br /><br />Suzi Q - I love it when they are proud of their "work". Gia's folks had an outside cat who was an absolute killer. All the birds, mice and chipmunks (aw) in the neighborhood feared her. Whenever she made a kill, she would leave it in the mddle of the living room. "Here...look what I did for you"Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32194857.post-72267719277219802482011-04-15T10:55:38.377-04:002011-04-15T10:55:38.377-04:00I feel the same way about my Shelby, everyday she ...I feel the same way about my Shelby, everyday she rearranges the contents of the recycling bin all over the living room floor. Everyday I clean it up and continue to leave her out of the crate. I walk in the door and she comes to me wagging her tail proud of her "artwork". If she wasn't so friggin' cute she would have been gone long ago.Suzi Qhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07950722661744383071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32194857.post-59102918028128176962011-04-15T10:54:28.627-04:002011-04-15T10:54:28.627-04:00Well he's definitely got you trained! Sounds l...Well he's definitely got you trained! Sounds like a smart asshole cat to me! :)<br />Also, my cats do the same things. Our mouse toys end up under the stove, though. One manages to find twist ties. Where do all these twist ties come from? We'll never know.<br />Also, one plays with the curtains, which is hysterical to watch, but now we ripped curtains everywhere.<br />I loves me a water bottle with good spray.sybil lawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13629349319977383547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32194857.post-40879637523331251932011-04-15T09:32:45.888-04:002011-04-15T09:32:45.888-04:00I will never understand people who say cats jane n...I will never understand people who say cats jane no personalities. Fools.<br /><br />We have a beloved Asshole Kitty tooAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17255628836689794311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32194857.post-27698632188700747282011-04-15T08:56:04.221-04:002011-04-15T08:56:04.221-04:00he has cold, lifeless, eyes...
like a doll's ...he has cold, lifeless, eyes...<br /><br />like a doll's eyes....Slydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02170343849186268727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32194857.post-31321130227932929222011-04-15T01:11:06.606-04:002011-04-15T01:11:06.606-04:00That's why I have kids.That's why I have kids.Water Logged Caninenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32194857.post-3958623340748411742011-04-15T01:06:26.979-04:002011-04-15T01:06:26.979-04:00Oh, but he has such sad, soulful eyes. Almost huma...Oh, but he has such sad, soulful eyes. Almost human.Kaye Wallerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06491607694389685973noreply@blogger.com