Apr 1, 2008

162-0

The Yankees perfect season has begun.

I'm off to try to gain access to Hideki Matsui's massive porn collection. - Earl

Here's a picture of the aforementioned Matsui with his new wife. Seriously.
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8 comments:

  1. white rabbit4/02/2008 04:44:00 AM

    He married a piece of paper?

    No accounting for taste I suppose...

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  2. Verdant Earl4/02/2008 09:43:00 AM

    Look at those eyebrows. She's hawt!

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  3. Slyde4/02/2008 10:08:00 AM

    thats his wife?

    she looks alittle pale...

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  4. Tequila Mockingbird4/02/2008 02:00:00 PM

    that's pants-on-head retarded. i hope she cuts off his dick with a gensu knife

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  5. Artful Kisser4/02/2008 05:50:00 PM

    That's insane! He looks like one of those creepy men who've murdered their wives and then fronted up to the media with a likeness of what she looked like when she "disappeared".

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  6. Verdant Earl4/02/2008 06:35:00 PM

    Slyde - Yeah, but he's got a MASSIVE PORN COLLECTION!

    Tequila - Yeah, but he's got a MASSIVE PORN COLLECTION!

    Artful Kisser - Yeah, but he's got a MASSIVE PORN COLLECTION!

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  7. jiggs4/02/2008 11:17:00 PM

    keep dreaming... matsui porn collection will never be hacked!

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  8. Verdant Earl4/02/2008 11:20:00 PM

    Jiggs - even with stolen Japanese technology?

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