Dec 27, 2008

One more Holiday gift (NSFW-ish)

I give you the gift of an illustrated explanation of EVERY sexual position known to, um, the people who made the list I guess. There are 6 different positions alone for a good old 69. That's stretching it a bit, I think. Whether you are on top, or your partner is on top or if you are sideways...it's still 69. No need to call it something unique.

Anyway, I got tired just looking at this exhaustive list. Much less trying them all out. I don't think my body works that way any more. I don't mean "down there". That works just fine, thank you very much. I mean that a few of these positions requires that some of the rest of my body becomes more "bendy" than it normally is.

There are a few that look kinda fun. Excuse me...gotta go find Gia!


Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.

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17 comments:

  1. pure evyl12/27/2008 01:03:00 PM

    There are some damn good ones in there. As well as a few that look like could cause serious bodily harm.

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  2. Dr Zibbs12/27/2008 01:23:00 PM

    I like the one on the site called the Scarf.

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  3. Michelle12/27/2008 01:37:00 PM

    Sitting bull!!!

    Oh my goodness i have to go now!!!

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  4. Kaye Waller12/27/2008 06:27:00 PM

    "Intersection"... we call that "Congress of the Old Farts".

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  5. Poppy12/27/2008 06:33:00 PM

    You rock. Seriously. How did you know I was looking for ways to become more City in the bedroom????

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  6. Dr Zibbs12/27/2008 07:28:00 PM

    This image has been burned into my memory. I just gave you a link my friend.

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  7. Mrs. Hall12/28/2008 12:29:00 AM

    They forgot "The Flying Squirrel" and the "Flying sauce pan".

    Oh wait, maybe that's just what me and the mister call them

    ;)

    so funny!!

    :)

    Mrs. Hall

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  8. Verdant Earl12/28/2008 02:15:00 AM

    Sickos! ;)

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  9. hello haha narf12/28/2008 10:16:00 AM

    shazaam!

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  10. Crys12/28/2008 10:53:00 AM

    that server is crazy busy...can't see a dang thing

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  11. Ms. Florida Transplant12/28/2008 12:10:00 PM

    Too bad I'm on my work computer...

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  12. Mind of MadMan12/28/2008 01:14:00 PM

    Ohhh... not this is unique.
    HONEY!!! COME DOWN STAIRS FOR SOME CARTOON ASS!!!!!

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  13. Verdant Earl12/28/2008 02:43:00 PM

    Becky - yowza!

    Crys - everyone wants to get in on ALL the positions. I still think they missed a few.

    Ms. Fla - yeah, that might raise a few eyebrows. ;)

    Madman - AND CARTOON TITTIES!!! ahem.

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  14. Anonymous12/28/2008 06:20:00 PM

    I'm deeply concerned about the man in Head to Toe (Missionary). It could snap right off!

    Here via Dr.Z.

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  15. Heff12/28/2008 06:34:00 PM

    Dammit. I just made a mess. Has anyone got a towel ?!?

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  16. Greta12/28/2008 10:59:00 PM

    MOFO! I had to bookmark it.

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  17. Saucy Wildcat12/29/2008 07:19:00 AM

    Oh dear. I'm totally stealing this. Hope you don't mind.

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