Nov 8, 2009

3-Word Movie Reviews

I've watched a few movies recently, and I've decided they can all be reviewed in three words.  Probably less, but let's go with three words for this exercise. 

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Marlon Wayans?  Really?

The Boondock Saints
Still bored me.

Drag Me to Hell
Befriend a gypsy.

The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009)
Watch the original.

Coraline
Buttoned down cool!


It's fun...you try it.

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Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. One of my laziest posts ever.  You are welcome.
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14 comments:

  1. badgerdaddy11/08/2009 03:48:00 AM

    Have you been to the Four Word Film Review web site? It's great! I think it's www.fwfr.com
    Well, it would have been great but they turned down my Phantom Menace review: "Lucas must be stopped!"

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  2. Barlinnie11/08/2009 07:39:00 AM

    Pelham 1 2 3.... I remember it well.

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  3. Water Logged Canine11/08/2009 08:20:00 AM

    Best post ever.

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  4. white rabbit11/08/2009 09:04:00 AM

    Maybe rework them as Haikus?

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  5. Verdant Earl11/08/2009 09:11:00 AM

    badger - Four words? Those mother-fuckers need four words? Ha! I laugh at the fourth word! ;)

    Jimmy - The original was all class.

    Doggie - You complete me.

    Wabbit - That would have been way too much work at 2AM or whenever it was that I posted this.

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  6. Mrs. Hall11/08/2009 10:00:00 AM

    Three word review of Bug Eyed Earl Blog:

    Bacon beer fun.

    ;)

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  7. Faiqa11/08/2009 03:40:00 PM

    That was awesome. I'm stealing this for a post next week. Don't worry, I'll link back. ;)

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  8. Dr Zibbs11/08/2009 05:57:00 PM

    Drag Me To Hell was pretty entertaining.

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  9. Verdant Earl11/08/2009 07:00:00 PM

    Holly - How about "Bacon bacon...BACON!!!"

    Faiqa - Steal away. I certainly wasn't original here.

    Zibbs - Yeah, but I wanted more. Felt too much like Thinner.

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  10. Kevin McKeever11/08/2009 07:45:00 PM

    I was disappointed with Coraline for some reason. I think Tim Burton's messing with Willie Wonka has ruined him for me.

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  11. Verdant Earl11/08/2009 08:51:00 PM

    Uncool - Want me to blow your mind? Tim Burton didn't have anything to do with Coraline. Not even a producer credit. Henry Selick directed both it and The Nightmare Before Christmas and Burton wrote and produced that one, but not Coraline. Harumph.

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  12. Raine11/10/2009 03:03:00 PM

    Grand idea, I watch a whole lotta movies... I think I could handle three per!

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  13. Bruce Johnson11/10/2009 03:10:00 PM

    Hmmm, possibly the best blog you have ever written......

    I still want to see Coraline, because it appears just to surreal and freaky, (would have loved to see in in Imax 3D but never go the chance).

    I sort of want to scarf Penhelm 123off the internet eventually, just to watch John Travolta....he usually does a good crazy terrorist.

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  14. Mik11/16/2009 06:20:00 PM

    Just watched The Taking of Pelham 123 and I agree, I enjoyed the original a lot more.

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Did I get a harumph outta you?