Aug 6, 2007

Not that there is anything wrong with that!

So what's up with the ambiguously gay ad campaign that the folks over at Hanes have going for them?

First we have their tag line: "What till we get our Hanes on you!" sung in very happy tone. Obviously a play on "getting our hands on you", and its kinda creepy.

Then last year we had Michael Jordan and Kevin Bacon lounging around in their undies in a sterile white apartment/bath-house or something. And they were playing peek-a-boo games with a bunch of grapes. I shit you not!

Now we are subjected to a new campaign with Cuba Gooding, Jr. (guess he needed the work) and MJ. Cuba is reaaalllly excited to meet Michael, and he just can't keep from hugging him and rubbing his face on his chest. Because his t-shirts are so soft, ya understand. He's not gay or anything.

Not that there is anything wrong with that!

Looks like someone's got a secret. Teeee-heeee-heeee-heeee!

5 comments:

Melanie said...

now that is kind of scary! :yikes:

glad I haven't seen it.

jiggs said...

wait till I get my gay cock on you!

Slyde said...

That picture is also Earl's screensaver....

B.E. Earl said...

mel - best to stay away.

jiggs - could've sworn you did something on Hanes a while back on your site. Hopefully I didn't steal too much!

slyde - sadly, it is.

elizabeth said...

I never thought of it like that before...