The University of Notre Dame has decided to change the official school nickname of the football team from the Fighting Irish to the Passive Eunuchs.
The university has also decided to replace the traditional fighting leprechaun mascot with Richard Simmons. It is not known at this time if the school colors will change to pink and white satin or if Jimmy Claussen will be forced to wear short-shorts for the remainder of this year's games.
In other news, Mets' fans can suck my ballz! And Richard Simmon's ballz, for all I care!