Sep 18, 2007

BREAKING NEWS!!!

The University of Notre Dame has decided to change the official school nickname of the football team from the Fighting Irish to the Passive Eunuchs.


The university has also decided to replace the traditional fighting leprechaun mascot with Richard Simmons. It is not known at this time if the school colors will change to pink and white satin or if Jimmy Claussen will be forced to wear short-shorts for the remainder of this year's games.


In other news, Mets' fans can suck my ballz! And Richard Simmon's ballz, for all I care!

7 comments:

elizabeth said...

Awesome. I already have team colors.

i am the diva said...

sweet - i might actually watch that type of sportistic display (i think i just made up a word...)

also, will you tell slyde i'm trying, but i just can't comment on his blog! grrrrrr...

Melanie said...

having a bad day Earle? :hug: :hug:

B.E. Earl said...

Liz - I'm sure you do. How about your beau?

Diva - his site sucks ballz...just like Mets' fans.

Mel - Just about the Irish. Mets' fans suck my ballz because they gave me so much shit for being a Yankee fan all season long. Now the Yanks have a better record and are hot going into the playoffs, whilst the Muttsies...well, not so much.

Kat said...

creeeepy.

Melanie said...

I know that Richard is SAXY and all, but please... post so I don't have to look at him anymore...


Thanks.

B.E. Earl said...

Kat - veeeery.

Mel - You know you love him.