May 19, 2008

Soy un perdedor


I'm a loser baby...so why don't ya kill me.

Not only do the Yankees suck ballz (and share thongs...eww), but I'm now trailing Lizzie in The Greatest Contest in the World!

Only you can turn the tide. Are you gonna let Canada win? I don't think you should! Voting closes tomorrow, so be sure to rock the vote!

If I lose...well, I could always have cannibals feed on my body. You don't want that on your conscience, do you?


PS - No Canadians were hurt in the production of this blog. But there are a few that I've got my eye on! - Earl

10 comments:

Melanie said...

hi.... i voted. today. kisses

B.E. Earl said...

Mel - yeah, but who did you vote for? ;)

Slyde said...

i voted weeks ago... it hurt my heart to not also throw in a vote for liz, but in the end i had to vote for the person who gave me the most sex..

wait, what?

B.E. Earl said...

Slyde - only because you tricked me with the popcorn box at the movies.

limpy99 said...

I cast a write-in vote for me since I'm still bitter about the semis.

Too bad I don't know where to mail it.

B.E. Earl said...

Limpy - I thought it was gonna come down to either you or Steve (of the nude blog fame). Looks like Lizzie is gonna win. Oh well!

elizabeth said...

I'm sorry buddy. It's really just because I look better in a bikini.

B.E. Earl said...

Liz - so says you.

elizabeth said...

Want to have a contest?

B.E. Earl said...

Liz - I can only take so much losing, but I do look fantastic in a Wicked Weasel bikini. How about you? ;)