I'm a loser baby...so why don't ya kill me.
Not only do the Yankees suck ballz (and share thongs...eww), but I'm now trailing Lizzie in The Greatest Contest in the World!
Only you can turn the tide. Are you gonna let Canada win? I don't think you should! Voting closes tomorrow, so be sure to rock the vote!
If I lose...well, I could always have cannibals feed on my body. You don't want that on your conscience, do you?
PS - No Canadians were hurt in the production of this blog. But there are a few that I've got my eye on! - Earl