I've been inspired by Stacie Ponder's (Final Girl) Ali-like return to the ring to start blogging on the reg once again. And I'm going to fall back on that old chestnut to get me going. Movie reviews.
So, for the month of October, I'll be reviewing 31...COUNT THEM...31 horror films that I have never seen before. This is an under-taking from the gods themselves. The elder gods. The ones who require blood sacrifices and virgins and lotions...or something.
So grab your socks and your cocker spaniels, and get prepared for a full month of insane mediocrity.
I'm back, baby. And this time it's gonna hurt.
Oh...do me a favor. Leave me some suggestions in the comments section if you have 'em. Thanks a bunch, creepos.
10 comments:
Ah good, I am glad you have returned, we could do with a good dry wit here in the real life horror that is Bogville.
Chef - I plan on having a little fun with this. Thanks!
so, basically you are going to attempt to fill your copious amounts of free time with watching even MORE movies, and you want us to help encourage you?
Slyde - exactly. Now where are your recommendations?
Will there be more booze talk? cause you know... booze. That's my recommendation.
Try reviewing "Hard Candy", and see if you don't squirm about half way through it. (and watch for the cameo by Sandra Oh)
Frankenhooker (1990)
(A medical student sets out to recreate his decapitated fiancée by building her a new body made of Manhattan street hookers.) (85 mins.)
Director: Frank Henenlotter
Stars: James Lorinz, Joanne Ritchie, Patty Mullen, J.J. Clark
horror films? dude, i'll read the reviews, but i'm such lightweight i can't even watch the trailers for scary movies without closing my eyes, sticking my fingers in my ears and making noises so i can't hear them!! and that's in my own house!!!! :) so, i have no suggestions.
xoxoxoxo
Marty - Probably not, but I'm definitely gonna be drunk for a good third of the reviews.
Bruce - Seen it. Yeah...difficult.
Maurcheen - Would be perfect, but I've seen it already and I'm going with previously un-seen films. Here's my quick review: trashy fun!
Savannah - Horror movies are my guilty pleasure.
Then you must also have seen 'Driller Killer'? :¬)
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