May 13, 2008

Random shit.


Not as in excrement. That would be gross.

Nope, just a few simple tidbits of cool stuff on the Interwebs for you to enjoy...or not. It's entirely up to you. But you will be a silly bitch if you don't. So there.

Our Princess of Hotness, Violet Blue (Gia is the Queen, natch!), turned me on to this website (NSFW) just the other day. In it are some of the hottest and real looking women in all their nekkid glory. Like the url says, it's naked girls photographed in the bed of the artist. I'm a huge fan of the anonymous girl in the fishnet body suit. Oops...I just came a little bit again.

This just might be the funniest and/or scariest picture I've come across in a while. I dunno what is worse. Damien in the background or the 12-year old whores up front. Yeah...probably Damien.

Do you like bacon? Yeah, I'm talking to you. You know you like it. You know you want it. But would you wear it for a bra? You would...wouldn't you? Sicko!

Esquire magazine believes that there are 75 essential things that every man should know. Most of them are crap, but I happen to believe very strongly in #24. Sapphire Gibson...up...dry, but not too dry. Snap snap!

Did you ever think that Quicksilver and The Scarlet Witch from the Avengers were a little, um, too close for a brother and sister? Yeah, so does Cracked.com, and they include 5 other creepy comic-book characters for you to ponder. So ponder away, muthafuckahs!

Finally, it's the one you've all been waiting for...the Origin of Booze! OK, it's really not that exciting, but kinda interesting in a stupid way. Leave me alone!

Mad props to the kids over at GorillaMask, by the way. What? Do you think I find this shit on my own?

17 comments:

Slyde said...

i never found the scarlet witch to be attractive in the slightest, and quicksilver always had that fruity thing going on with his hair.

Verdant Earl said...

Wasn't Quicksilver supposed to be gay at one point? Or was that Northstar?

RW said...

Doy - you'd think I'd be intelligent enough to figure - the thing says NAKED GIRLS IN OUR BED and it didn't dawn on me it's NSFW until I get there...

Sometimes I am a true dolt.

Slyde said...

northstar is gay...

i beleive he also has aids in the comics, if i remember correctly.

Verdant Earl said...

RW - Ooops...just added a warning. Thanks!

Slyde - Wow! AIDS...really? That's pretty heavy for a comic-book.

Bruce Johnson said...

I can't see most of these at work (damn internet blocking software), but the bacon bra looks mouthwatering on sooo many levels. It just ain't right.

As for the comic books....they seem somewhat gloomy and serious in todays world. When I was a kid and reading Superman, they were just downright bizarre. I recall some of the issues where Lois Lane was half woman half spider and the like and it warped my young brain even then.

Anonymous said...

People give me all sorts of BACON related paraphanelia. I have a bacon lunchbox, bacon breath mints, gummy bacon, bacon packing tape, bacon wrapping paper, bacon bandaids, a bacon wallet, and on and on. So why not a bacon bra???

elizabeth said...

Okay. Fine. I'll settle for Dutchess.

Em said...

Yep, prom dresses are getting sluttier every year...jeebus.

Verdant Earl said...

Lotus - the craziness of the comics from our youth is definitely missing. I think kids today are more jaded.

bobgirrl - so what makes you think the bacon comment was for you? Oh...that's right. The link. Fuck. ;)

Liz - there can be more than one Princess. I'm still accepting applications. ;)

Em - Prom? Those girls were way too young for a prom!

jiggs said...

Jerry Caysey here. I don't care for female body parts. That's one reason why I'm a good stunt dick.

Verdant Earl said...

Jerry - I thought the Walrus was Paul?

Tequila Mockingbird said...

a few thoughts;

1. damien is creepy, we'll probably see him shooting up the next prom.

2. nice pr0n website. i'll be rubbing one(or two) off to it later.

3. i'll pass on the bacon-for-a-bra

Verdant Earl said...

Tequila -
1. - He's got a nice 666 tattoo, though.
2. - Been there, done that, bought that t-shirt.
3. - Maybe if it was cooked bacon.

FourLeafClover said...

I never found Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch creepy until recently. Is it in Ultimates where they revealed that they're "in love"?

Then again, I don't read the new Marvel stuff.

Verdant Earl said...

4leaf - Neither do I...I just thought it was a funny article from Cracked.

Anonymous said...

The jig is up, dude.

(Not really. I've just always REALLY wanted to say "the jig is up." I mean, what the fuck does that MEAN anyway? Are you going to dance a jig and like I've secretly discovered you dancing said jig and now it's "up?" Or is the saying really "the jib is up?" Fuck, isn't a jib like a sail and shit? (Don't ask me why I know that or think I know that.) It really would make a lot more sense it the "jib is up."

Um, what were we talking about?