"I can't access your site at work." or "Some of the content on your blog is restricted where I work."
Simple solution: Do your work at while you are at work and save blogging for when you get home.
Elegant solution: I can come to your house and just tell you the shit that I normally write here. Hang out over your shoulder while I show you where to go to find the silly videos I post. Maybe tickle you in inappropriate places while you are doing it.
Here's what I'm gonna need:
- All travel expenses paid. Upfront. With some extra spendin' cash.
- Unlimited access to your liquor cabinet.
- Three home cooked meals a day. No mushrooms in anything, please.
- For you men, I'm gonna need some alone time with your women.
- For you women...well, you do the math.
Not while you are at work, of course.
Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. You know you want to.