What goes better with the Holidays than a healthy helping of bullets? Yeah, I can't think of anything either.
- It's true. We should stop pandering to horses and just fucking eat them! I've never really liked the way that they look at me.
- Even thought the detailed pictures of it look a bit amateurish, I still want a Millennium Falcon bed. And I want Gia to dress like Princess Leia just once fer Christ's sake!
- And speaking of the Falcon, I see that Billy Dee Williams has jumped into the Tiger Woods game with both barrels blazin'. He was Lando, don't you know.
- And speaking of the Falcon, get in on LolAt-Ats while the getting is good. It's the newest, most funnest Lolamathingies on the block!
- And speaking of the Falcon, some of you are probably much too young to remember The Star Wars Christmas Special that ran on TV back in the day. This right here wraps up why that particular program is so loved, I mean mocked, to this day.
- Yeah, I'm gonna stop with that "And speaking of the Falcon..." bit. Sorry.
- Racism is dead in America. So says this white couple who black folks just love! Just check out the testimonials.
- And finally, in anticipation of the "Snooki gets knocked the fuck out" episode of Jersey Shore this Thursday, here is your Jersey Shore Nickname Generator. Mine was Danny Tan-ner. Someone get me a Jägerbomb and a fucking fist pump!
Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. Seriously, Han Solo was fucking cool.