Contest from the Cornfield

As you probably already know listening to our latest episode of Just Talking to the Cornfield, ahem, we are having another contest/giveaway.  What are we giving away?  Why it's another jar of Midnight Moon Apple Pie Moonshine from Piedmont Distillers.  Huzzah!

All you have to do is come up with some nicknames for several current MLB stars who really need one.  Those MLB stars are:

• Andrew McCutchen - Pittsburgh Pirates
• Prince Fielder - Milwaukee Braves
• Joe Mauer - Minnesota Twins
• Jose Reyes - New York Mets
• Joey Votto - Cincinnati Reds

Sure, some of these cats already have nicknames.  But they suck. So we want to come up with some fresh ones.  And we think a jar of booze is just the right amount of impetus to get your creative glands secreting.  Ewww.

So send your submissions for all 5 players to the Colonel at zantall at aol dot com.  Don't leave them here in the comments because he is going to run them all by my blindly before the next show.  The deadline for submissions is this coming Sunday at Noon EST. 

Do it to it, kids!