I dig Christmas.
I dig Christmas music.
I dig Christmas movies.
I dig giving and receiving Christmas gifts.
I hate Christmas commercials.
Especially the ones where a husband tricks his wife into thinking the small box he is giving her is a piece of jewelery, when it's actually the keys to a brand new BMW parked with a huge honkin' bow in their snow-swept driveway.
Have you ever given a car to a loved one for Christmas? Has anyone in your family? Has anyone you have ever met done it? Has everyone anyone in your family ever met someone who has done it?
I fucking hate those commercials most of all.
But I dig Christmas itself. That's something.