Aug 15, 2012


Last night in our abode. I'm in the kitchen preparing dinner while Gia is reading in the living room with some crap celebrity gossip/news show playing in the background on the TV.

TV: Coming up: Are the pregnancy rumors with Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux for real this time?
Me: I thought that guy was with Drew Barrymore?
Gia: No...Drew Barrymore is married to someone or other.
Me: Wasn't she with him for a while though?
Gia: I have no idea.
Me: Doesn't matter. Justin Theroux could walk past me in the kitchen right now and I would have no idea who he is or what he has done.

TV: Coming up: A new reality show featuring primordial dwarfs.
Gia: Ooooh....primordial dwarfs!
Me: Primordial dwarfs. Always fun.

Exciting, eh? Go back to what you were doing.  Nothing to see here.


Candy's daily Dandy said...

I like to fancy myself somewhat of a celebrity gossip expert.

Drew Barrymore is married to Will Kopelman and she is preggers.

Jennifer Anniston was never with Will Kopelman, to my knowledge, and neither is she preggers. It's either the best kept secret in Hollywood, or she's looking way to good.

Just keeping it real...

Dr Zibbs said...

I saw the Anniston dude in Wanderlust and he was great!

Verdant Earl said...

Candy - Thank you for clearing that up. Will Kopelman? OK, he can join that Theroux guy as someone I would never ever recognize.

Zibbs - Anniston is a dude?

Dr Zibbs said...

Anniston's DUDE.

Heff said...

I just saw Jennifer Anniston in Horrible Bosses on Dish, and I......I.....I......what was this post about again ?

sybil law said...

No primordial dwarfs for me, thanks!

Verdant Earl said...

Zibbs - Gotcha! (Gotcha the first time too, but I love a good grammar joke)

Heff - Heard that!

Sybil - Really? Sybil, you need to hang with me and G for an evening while watching some primordial dwarfs and drinking some wine. Gas and a half.