TAG! I'm it.

So I got tagged by Diva the other day. I'm not the biggest fan of memes, but here goes anyway:

Players must list one fact, word, or tidbit that is somehow relevant to their life for each letter of their first or middle name (I'll just choose Earl).

At the end of your post choose one person for each letter of your name to tag (Nah!).

Don’t forget to leave a comment telling them that they have been tagged, and to read your blog.

If get tagged, please join in on the fun!

OK, here goes….

E - ELECTRIC - as in my personality. It's been shown that a mere smile from me can light up an entire tri-state area. Just walking by me can cause the hair on your arm to stand straight up. Physicists have been studying me for years in hopes of harnessing my charm in an effort to reduce our dependence on foreign oil. I'm doing what I can for the future of humanity. Are you?

A - AFFABLE - Kevin Costner, in the film Wyatt Earp, used this as a type of insult when describing Bill Pullman's character, Ed Masterson. He said that he was too easy-going and likable to be a good sheriff. He said that he needed to be more deliberate. Yeah, this is the guy that made Waterworld, okay? I kinda like being affable.

R - REGAL - My ancestors on my mother's side of my family are descended from Kings in ancient Ireland. A lot of folks can claim the same thing. There were an awful lot of Kings in the old days over there. I'm just saying that most people can tell when first meeting me that there is something special about me. I refer you to the first item on this list as testament. My father's side of the family was a different story. Mostly gamblers, drinkers and tinkers. So
"R" can also stand for RAKISH or REPREHENSIBLE, if you prefer.

L - LOOSE WOMEN - I love 'em. Who doesn't? This is, by no means, an indictment of Gia. I'm not calling her "loose", so to speak. She has lowered her standards to be with me, so that doesn't help her case. I'm talking about your been-on-Jerry-Springer/worked-as-a-stripper kind o' loose woman. They are fun to be around. And they love regal, affable and electric guys. They are the kind of woman who would read a post like this all the way through. Hmm?

And I choose to tag, um, er...no one! Let the insanity end!

But feel free to send me more memes any time. Especially if you are in the mood for smart-ass answers!

Ta ta - Earl

Am I bleeding?

Because I just got tagged. By Kat.

Really not a fan of these thingies, but what the hey...here goes:

A- Available or single? Um, how do I answer this since they mean the same thing. I am neither Available nor Single. Methinks there is something wrong with the question. C'mon people...think about it.

B- Best Friend? I've never really believed in the concept of a "Best Friend". I'm lucky enough to be blessed with many, many great friends so let's leave it at that.

C- Cake or Pie? Neither...no sweet tooth. How about potato chips?

D- Drink of Choice? Depends on the occassion. Arizona Green Tea is yummy for those daytime hours, and I drink an awful lot of water. Beer - Guinness. Whiskey - Red Breast Irish Whiskey. Wine - any Amarone (red) or Gewurztaminer (white). Tequila - the good stuff. Cocktail - a variation on the Vesper. Hendrick's Gin with Lillet Blanc and an orange peel. James Bond used a lemon peel and added vodka to his in Casino Royale. But he's a girly man.

E- Essential Item? Baseball cap.

F- Favorite Color? Green or NY Yankee pinstripe Blue.

G- Gummi Bears or Worms? Worms, I guess. If they are sour. I like-a the sour.

H- Hometown? Yeah, like I would tell you.

I- Indulgence? Good Whiskey and bad porn.

J- January or February? Ugh...neither.

K- Kids? Nope.

L- Life is incomplete without? Baseball and Gia.

M- Marriage Date? We'll get back to you. Probably sometime in the spring of 2008 (or Autumn).

N- Number of Siblings? 5. 4 Sisters and 1 Brother.

O- Oranges or apples? Apples, I hate peeling oranges.

P- Phobias/Fears? Swimming in the ocean. Rats.

Q- Favorite Quote? "In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead!" - Dwight Shrute (Ok..ok. It's not really my favorite quote, because I don't have one. It was just something I cut and pasted from IMDB. I just thought it was funny. Sorry.)

R- Reason to Smile? Syd and Sammi. Two of the most awesome cats on the planet.

S- Season? Autumn, or Spring...or maybe Summer. Yeah. One of those.

T- Tag three people - let's not and pretend we did.

Um...was it supposed to end with "T"?