Apr 1, 2008

162-0

The Yankees perfect season has begun.

I'm off to try to gain access to Hideki Matsui's massive porn collection. - Earl

Here's a picture of the aforementioned Matsui with his new wife. Seriously.

8 comments:

white rabbit said...

He married a piece of paper?

No accounting for taste I suppose...

B.E. Earl said...

Look at those eyebrows. She's hawt!

Slyde said...

thats his wife?

she looks alittle pale...

Tequila Mockingbird said...

that's pants-on-head retarded. i hope she cuts off his dick with a gensu knife

Artful Kisser said...

That's insane! He looks like one of those creepy men who've murdered their wives and then fronted up to the media with a likeness of what she looked like when she "disappeared".

B.E. Earl said...

Slyde - Yeah, but he's got a MASSIVE PORN COLLECTION!

Tequila - Yeah, but he's got a MASSIVE PORN COLLECTION!

Artful Kisser - Yeah, but he's got a MASSIVE PORN COLLECTION!

jiggs said...

keep dreaming... matsui porn collection will never be hacked!

B.E. Earl said...

Jiggs - even with stolen Japanese technology?