Apr 17, 2008

Phew!

Emma Watson (of Harry Potter fame) turned 18 the other day.

This is much rejoicing in the land. For two reason:
  1. She now gets to have the $20million or so that she has earned thus far for her role as Hermione Granger, and
  2. I don't have to feel ashamed anymore when I masturbate while thinking about her playing with my magic wand.
Just kidding...I'm more of a Tonks fan myself. Who is she trying to fool with a name like Nymphadora? Rowr!

19 comments:

i am the diva said...

Huzzah - i think she's super cute!! both of them, that is.

I know B-rad will be in that second category, no more shame for him!

Ginormous Boobs said...

I'm celebrating for you by eating string cheese...lame, I know..there wasn't much else around.

B.E. Earl said...

Diva - what's the age of consent in Canada anyhow? ;)

G-boobs - It all depends on how you eat that string cheese. Rowr! ;)

lotus07 said...

You are really showing your age AND you maturity here.

Avitable said...

Damn you. My post for tomorrow is all about her turning 18!

B.E. Earl said...

Lotus - Thank you, sir.

Avi - Great, I mean perverted minds, you know... ;)

Slyde said...

i thought of this yesterday as well, strangely enough..

now i have to find some new jailbait, er, nice young woman, to fantasize about..

RW said...

I have no fucking idea who either of them are...

B.E. Earl said...

Slyde - I'm sure if you work at it you can think of someone.

RW - And you are the better man for it.

jiggs said...

You have a magic wand? That's so awesome!

bobgirrl said...

Who's Emma Whosits?

B.E. Earl said...

Jiggs - It's expandable!

bobgirrl - exactly! ;)

i am the diva said...

y'know Earl, no one's ever asked me that before. hm.

i think the legal age of vaginal sex was 14 but they recently boosted it to 16, however you can still consent at 14 but your partner can't be more that 5 years older.

Also, Feb. 2006, the homosexual activist group EGALE (Equality for Gays and Lesbians Everywhere), asked the government to lower the age of consent for anal sex to 16 from its current 18, saying that the difference only served to “stigmatize gay men", and i think that got passed.

that's for you Slyde. ;)

B.E. Earl said...

Diva - a true wealth of information. Thank you so much. Is it creepy that I got turned on bit by you typing "vaginal sex"? ;)

elizabeth said...

you pervy man you

Globus said...

globus was gonna post about this wondrous moment but ended up to his ears in grog instead.

watson is indeed fine fettle, and globus too rejoices at her coming of age :-)

B.E. Earl said...

Globus - you may want to check out pics of her see-thru panties that have been all over the internets today.

Em said...

omg... *rolls eyes*

Ya, I remember when the age of consent was lowered to 14 here...gross. Friggin rednecks.

The previous jailbait everyone was waiting for were the Olsen twins. There was like a countdown clock and everything. When they turned 18, it was turned to Emma Watson.

B.E. Earl said...

14? Holy Crap! That's ridiculous!