Sep 19, 2008

Born to be bad

I wanna be bad.

I guess we all do, at one point or another. Subconsciously, I guess everyone at some junction in their lives wants to be bad.

But I wanna be really, really bad.

I wanna pretend like I'm injured just to gain sympathy with strippers. I wanna date someone who may or may not be a retard. I wanna bang my best friend's Mom. Then I wanna set his sister on fire so I can sell the footage and make millions. I wanna become a crackhead...just to be eligible for welfare. I wanna eat human flesh, as long as it doesn't make me racist. I wanna hunt a childhood friend for fun, and then teabag him when I eventually catch him.

In other words, I wanna be one of the gang in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

17 comments:

downtown guy said...

I spent most of yesterday watching season 2 on dvd to get warmed up for the main event. Frank waterboarding Dee almost killed me.

mr zig said...

Never heard of it! but I'm gonna look for it now!

B.E. Earl said...

Downtown Guy - Sweet Dee is easily my favorite character on the show.

Mr. Zig - Heya! It's the worst people in the world...in a bar. Awesome show.

Slyde said...

you wanna bang my mom?



IASIF was one of my found treasures last season.. i'll def be tuning in this year..

B.E. Earl said...

I said "best friend's Mom", not "just some dude's Mom". C'mon.

Michelle J said...

Ok so this is a show i need to watch right??

You kinda scared me there b.e i wasn't sure where this post was going!! I am on Netflix right now to reserve my dvd of iwsip!!

Have a great weekend!!

M

Mr. Poopie said...

Ah yes, nothing like a good dose of carefully placed brown tait!

B.E. Earl said...

Michelle - It's not for everyone. You have been warned.

Mr. Poopie - Heya!

water Logged Canine said...

That's Rambo right? First Blood?

Avitable said...

I love those guys.

B.E. Earl said...

WLC - Wait a minute...that's Rambo 2, isn't it?

Avitable - hilarious show.

white rabbit said...

Earl - off topic but absence of Mr Bastard still unexplained. Ron Knee is making enquiries.

mikeb302000 said...

It sounds fantastic. You guys have the greatest TV in the States. I can't stand those pseudo-intellectuals who bash TV all the time. I think it's great in the US. It sucks here in Italy, by the way.

elizabeth said...

Never heard of it either. We are really sheltered up here in Canada...

pure evyl said...

Banging my best friends mom was a good idea back in the day. But getting caught banging my best friends mom in the nursing home isn't such a good idea.

B.E. Earl said...

Evyl - Yeah, that fantasy gets less fantastic as the years pile up.

lotus07 said...

Never seen this show, so I am totally clues what all the references are about......but you sound like a natural.

(by the way, Hispanic flesh is spicy....go figure).