Apr 9, 2009

You know how I love bacon?

Well, I think I have to draw the line here.



It started out as an April Fool's joke. But they got a tremendous response from it, especially from folks offering their services as beta testers. Now these dudes are actually thinking about producing this.

I've been able to separate my food urges and my sexual urges so far in life. I'd hate to start combining them now.

Or would I?

UPDATE - New MMA awfulness over at MovieGrenade! Ignore it like you ignore your in-laws. How do you like them apples, Faiqa?

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Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. Do you smell that? Smells like bacon!

22 comments:

Faiqa said...

Just nasty.

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

DAMMIT EARL!!

ok been sitting here all sick and coughing and sick.

this was all the inspiration i needed to throw the fuck up.

blah!

disgusting!

ok take care

B.E. Earl said...

Faiqa - let's not bring religion into this, okay? ;)

Holly - you are most welcome.

2abes said...

possible they went just a little to far...

Always Home and Uncool said...

You and Avitable should buy stock in that company.

Whitenoise said...

There are at least a couple nasty jokes buried in there...

Hey, it was good to meet you in NewYork. Cheers.

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

um earl, um, did you forget to mention about something on simmer blog, around the beginning of april? you zexy goateed bastard you. ok just thought i would let you know i found it. mwhaa-haa-haa

Avitable said...

I would totally use bacon lube!

I just got some Baconnaise in the mail. It's awesome.

Heff said...

Who's thinking of producing this, George Costanza ?!?

He's the only character I know of that ever attempted to combine food and sex !

Slyde said...

usually i just wrap my dick in bacon and have at it.

this will work much better for me.

Ookami Snow said...

That is not right

Michelle said...

There is some combining I can think of!!!

That is all!!

Elise said...

That's so wrong. I don't even know what to say...

xx

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Yikes!!!!! Please tell me the stock in Kama Sutra won't go away now that this is on the market.

Happy Friday Eve!

- Jennifer

B.E. Earl said...

2abes - possible???

Uncool - true dat.

Whitenoise - I was hoping for the nasty jokes. ;) Cheers, backatcha!

Holly - shhh.

Adam - the baconnaise does seem like it would be delish.

Heff - that was a great episode!

Slyde - especially since you had to wrap and wrap and wrap...you know.

Ookami - or is it?

Michelle - we've all got thoughts going on about this.

Elise - you just said it.

Jenn - It's almost Friday?!?

artfulkisser said...

For a good porking...

pure evyl said...

Now that's makin' bacon.

B.E. Earl said...

AK - and there it is!

Evyl - and one more. Zing!

marty mankins said...

That would be more than drawing the line for me... a giant 10 foot wall would be more like it.

Poppy said...

I prefer the natural taste of what generally needs lubing, tyvm.

jiggs said...

I would never use bacon lube unless it was Canadian bacon lube.

teeni said...

I can just see Kermit and Miss Piggy having a field day with this stuff.