Jul 30, 2009

Don't want

Hey, I dig pork fat as much as the next guy.  But I don't want it on my fucking sandwich. 


From their website:

The Rubik’s Cube has confounded us for years. Maybe the sandwich version of this puzzling brain teaser will do the same. The Rubix Cubewich contains cubes of pastrami, kielbasa, pork fat, salami, and two types of cheddar.
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Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. Why would you want to put a cube of pork fat in there?

17 comments:

Steph said...

Oh gak!

Water Logged Canine said...

If some fancy-assed businessman ever handed me one of these in the back of his chauffeured limousine, and then looked at me like, "Now what?" I would calmly take a deep breath, and explain to him the system of such a sandwich. He'd sneer and say, "I don't think you can do this." But by the time we reached our destination, I'd have this fucking thing figured out. Of course, by "figured out" I simply mean that I'd eat it up like the Last Supper. "You like pork fat puzzle sandwiches? Well how do you like that pork fat puzzle sandwich?" I'd say that and then punch him in the snotbox.

Jimmy Bastard said...

Strangely enough, I could probably wolf down half a dozen of those right now.

2abes said...

i'm with jimmy on this...pass me the grey poupon

B.E. Earl said...

Steph - gak is right!

WLC - I guess it's early, but all I have to say about that is "huh?"

Jimmy - Oh, I was all in until I read cubes of pork fat. Now? Not so much.

2abes - There is a sandwich screaming for Gulden's or Colman's

Jimmy Bastard said...

I cannae believe you of all people have never partaken of a pork dripping sangwidge.

Washed down with several bottles of chilled lager, it's sheer paradise.

Strangely enough, I cannae eat fries due to the way they are cooked, but pork fat.... bring it on bud.

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

dude.

I use to work at a deli.

People would come in and order a pound of head cheese, blood sausage and/or braunsauger(sp?) (smoked liver sausage).

on sunday morning no less.

i ask you

where's the humanity???!!!

B.E. Earl said...

Jimmy - Never tried one. I guess it goes on my "to do" list. Or "to eat" list.

Holly - I've done head cheese and blood sausage. Never heard of that last one, but I'm not a fan of liver of any kind. Even my own, hence the drinking. ;)

Heff said...

Hey. Don't knock it....

Avitable said...

Cubed protein always tastes weird to me anyways.

B.E. Earl said...

Heff - gonna have to now.

Avitable - like something out of a weird sci-fi flick, right?

Slyde said...

if it was just ONE row of cubes, i actually think i'd be into that...

thats just too much shit on 1 sandwich, tho...

marty mankins said...

The funny this is after eating this sandwich, all of the colors on each side will line up inside your stomach.

B.E. Earl said...

Slyde - too much meat to fit in our mouth, eh?

Marty - its the stage after that which worries me.

savannah said...

ewwwwwwww! that ain't right, sugar! xoxo

Always Home and Uncool said...

Too much pork for just one fork. Yum.

B.E. Earl said...

Savannah - there seem to be some fans of it up there.

Uncool - never thought I would say that, but...