What it all means

Some random facts about today...my birthday.  Along with some snide commentary in blue.

Your date of conception was on or about 25 February 1966 which was a Friday.
(Most of my many siblings were born in September, October or November.  Ah those cold winter months!)

You were born on a Friday
(Probably around Happy Hour)
under the astrological sign Scorpio.
(Fuck you!)
Your Life path number is 6.
(And this means...)

Your fortune cookie reads:
As the purse is emptied the heart is filled. 
(My heart would be filled with a winning lottery ticket as well)

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.
(Hmm...I do enjoy the numbers 6 and 9)

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2439447.5.
(Star date?)
The golden number for 1966 is 10.
The epact number for 1966 is 8.
The year 1966 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/21/1966 and ending 2/8/1967.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Horse.
(That's what she said)

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Snake; your plant is Thistle.
(That would be a great name for a bar.  The Snake and the Thistle)

You were born in the Egyptian month of Tyby, the first month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).
(Tyby is my favorite time of the year in Cairo)

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 6 Kislev 5727.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 7 Kislev 5727.
(Happy hour was probably after sundown, so I guess it's the latter)


The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.17.13.4.3 which is
12 baktun 17 katun 13 tun 4 uinal 3 kin
(Is the word "urinial" up there in my Mayan birthdate?)


The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 22 February 1966.
(Holy shit!  That's right around when I was conceived.  It's all starting to make sense!)

Celebrities who share your birthday:

Owen Wilson (1968)	Kirk Lee Hammett (1962)	Elizabeth Perkins (1960)
Linda Evans (1942)	Brenda Vaccaro (1939)	Alan Shepard, Jr. (1923)
Imogene Coca (1908)	Eugene Ormandy (1899)	William Gilbert (1836)

(Ugh...Kirk Hammett?  Really?)
 
Top songs of 1966

I'm a Believer by Monkees	The Ballad of the Green Berets by S/Sgt. Barry Sadler
Winchester Cathedral by New Vaudeville Band	Soul and Inspiration by Righteous Brothers
Monday, Monday by The Mama's & the Papa's	We Can Work It Out by Beatles
Summer In the City by Lovin' Spoonful	Cherish by Association
You Can't Hurry Love by Supremes	Wild Thing by Troggs

(I love these songs!)
 
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 6.146771037182 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)
(Sweet!)

Your lucky day is Tuesday.
Your lucky number is 9 & 11.
Your ruling planet(s) is Mars & Pluto.
Your lucky dates are 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th.
Your opposition sign is Taurus.
Your opposition number(s) is 6.
Today is not one of your lucky days!
(Wait...what the fuck is that all about?  Today isn't my lucky day?  Fuck you, mystical birthday chart!)

Those 43 candles produce 43 BTUs,
or 10,836 calories of heat (that's only 10.8360 food Calories!) .
You can boil 4.91 US ounces of water with that many candles.  
(Now this shit is just getting mean)


Your birth flower is CHRYSANTHEMUM

(And in BOLD letters too!)
 
Your birthstone is Citrine

The Mystical properties of Citrine

Citrine is said to help one connect with Spirit.

Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Yellow Topaz, Pearl, Diamond

(Isn't Citrine something you gargle with?)

Your birth tree is

Chestnut Tree, the Honesty Of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritable and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self-confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

(Well, I was gonna say something sarcastic but that describes me to a fucking T!)
 
The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing crescent. 
(I was just going to edit this to be a full moon.  Because that would be cooler.  Ah-woo!!!)

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Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. Me and Owen Wilson...getting older today.  Nice.