It used to be because they were a thing of Middle America. They just didn't exist on Long Island. But now they are here and I've still never been in one. I guess because in my mind there is really no difference between a Target, a Kmart, a Walmart or any other national "buy it all here" chain. I really don't go to Target or Kmart either, but that's mostly because I hate people. Isn't it easier to shop online and avoid humanity?
But the new Walmart commercial is the thing of legends! Or nightmares. Yeah, definitely nightmares. So Kramer...are you still afraid of clowns?
Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. Those kids are never gonna be the same.