A lot of press focused on her tubby nut-job of a husband, Simon Monjack. A lesser celebrity with some producer/writer/director credits on his IMDB page. He seemed...well...guilty, for lack of a better word. Then he tried making money off of her memorial service. That didn't work out too well for him. He seemed to be in a downward spiral by his actions and appearance. Drugs, heart problems...all that shit.
So it wasn't much of a surprise when he wound up dead as well a couple of months ago. It was weird. He was a big news story when his wife died, but when he died the news was clearly bottom of the fold. I didn't hear about it until about a week after it happened. That doesn't mean much. I don't follow "celebrity" news all that much. Especially if the news doesn't involve boobs. Female boobs, that is.
But today I read that the official cause of Simon Monjack's death was announced by the coroner.
Acute pneumonia and severe anemia. Some prescription drugs in his system, but not enough to kill him.
JUST LIKE BRITTANY MURPHY!!!
:::cue the X-Files music:::
I don't know why no one else has figured this out, but I know who or what killed Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack.
It was the vampires from 30 Days of Night!
Think about it. How does a relatively healthy young person get acute pneumonia? Maybe they were exposed to the frigid elements of Northern Alaska in the winter while being pursued by blood-thirsty killers. And that severe anemia? Sounds like a vampire attack to me! Oh sure, they were in sunny California when they both died. But that's just details. I'm more of a big picture guy. And the big picture in these deaths screams vampires and freezing weather to me.
Mulder and Scully would be so proud of me.
Creepy Related News: Hey, guess what? There's a new X-Files comic book mini-series out right now starring Mulder and Scully and guess who they go up against? That's right...the vampires from 30 Days of Night! Coincidence? I don't believe in coincidence. Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
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