Before this post, I was sitting at 958 posts. And with some quick math, I have 42 posts to go before reaching the magical plateau of 1,000. Then I noticed that November 18th is 43 days away, so I thought it would be a good idea to try to synchronize the two events so that my 1,000th post happened on November 18th.
What's November 18th? It's not on your calendars? C'mon sheeple, it's my birthday!
Well, I'm going to have to ramp things up here to make this work. I usually post 5 days a week, eschewing posts on the weekends. Why? Because I really don't read blogs on the weekends, and judging by my past attempts at weekend posts neither do most of you.
But I'm going to do it. Even if it's just a lazy blogger YouTube clip or a joke I've heard or a haiku. Scratch that...it won't be a haiku. I suck at those.
Complicating matters, I'm going on vacation ("Very exciting...as a luggage problem!") smack dab in the middle of all this, and I usually don't post daily while I'm away. So I'm going to have to do some planning ahead. And I hate planning ahead.
But I've set this arbitrary deadline, and I'm sticking to it!
So, um, any post suggestions? I'm not above using a meme or twelve to get this done.
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Note: Remember to play the Badgerdaddy Trivia Challenge every day. 1 down, 41 to go. Phew!
24 comments:
518 posts for me at this point. I'm so busy lately, I have a backlog, it's killing me.
so ideas for you. . .
1.tell about lie you told
2. tell about what you don't like about julia roberts. or make fun of eat pray love. i dares ya.
3. try to justify tube socks (I DOUBLE DARES YA) cause I'll do a counterpoint that will make you cry and run like a scared little girl)
4. recipe time!
5. beer me round 2!
6. have gina guest post
7. baseball something
8. baseball or another
9. how to dumb your brain down and think like Jason Stackhouse in two easy steps
10. sasha grey says that alt porn, AKA suicide girls/joanna angel (WOOO HOOO JOANNA ANGEL!!) is the new bleach blonde with bolt ons of porn. meaning . . . it's just a phase not a groundbreaking movement in porn . . . discuss . . .
11. belladonna
12. what superhero would you be iffn you could be a super hero?
13. what makes nerdy girls (aka tina fey) appealing to you?
14. has 30 rock/the office jumped the shark?
15. kanya west versus lady gaga in a cage fight-who would win?
16. movie review of MAD MAX and the thunderdome- (I just saw this last week for the first time)
17. diehard 4.0 movie review (I also saw this last week, I really really thought it rocked) but you go ahead, try to review it
18. are ferrets good pets? what is your experience with ferrets?
19. for the love of all that is holy, can you PULLEEEZZZEEE please please please reprint the post about Slyde, in the cutt off shorts . . . made me pee it was so funny
20. brett farve: douche-bag or no?
21. how you lost your virginity.
22. is Neitsche (sp?) right? is god really dead? if so, how did he die?
23. have you ever been camping-if so do tell, or talk about why you are non camping type of guy.
24. ever killed a bear? how about a squirrel? bugs? what NOT EVEN DAMN SPIDER?? wus!
25. three requirements to be your friend
26. talk about the time you got fired or fired yourself from a job
27. current tv show reviews
28. current book reviews
29. weird sexual fetishes explained (not tying up or flogging but really weird stuff like 'sounds' and 'electricity') that stuff just make me really wonder about the state of humanity but, i can't seem to bring myself to write about it, so you do it! ;)
30. four things that make you happy every day
31. go back to the Harvey Weinstein bagel shop and get more material
32. do a post on your favorite bloggers---and include me this time!! (haa haa just kidding)
(not really)
33. Jehovah witnessess won't take blood transfusions . . this I know because I am a nurse . . but . . i have no idea why they don't . . could you look that up and make it into a post?
34. what makes good porn good? what makes bad porn bad?
35. if you had a testicle removed, would you get an implant? why/why not?
36. jersey shore. yes you watch it and yes I judge you. but, do a post. it'll be fun. you can even repost that gif where snookie gets punched. that was good times.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bfeld/jerz-sho/
how do you post a gif anyway?
37. chocolate or vanilla ice cream?
38. what have you been for halloween?
39. is pot smoking worth it?
40. please do a post on twilight. that would be most awesome. you know you want to . . .
41. ever naked in public, if so explain yourself young man!
42. have you ever skydived or bundge jumped? is it worth it, are the people who do it idiots?
OK THERE YA GO. 42 IDEAS. never say I didn't do nothing for you!!
;)
Holly - HOLY CRAP!
Wow, can't top Holly's ideas. I don't think you need a meme at this point!!
Can I borrow Mrs. Hall, please? Also, I would be happy to do a guest post for you while you're on vacation. You're welcome and you don't deserve me.
No. No, I don't actually...
8^D
i don't even post at my blog and you want me to give you ideas of what to write about? sheesh!
well, since you asked...i'mma have to say sex. 43 days of sex. pictures welcome.
What about 30 days of truth?
you could beg your bloggy pals to guest post for you... that seems to work for a lot of people
Deck the fuckin' Halls!
Holly, just sacrificed her benchmarks to help you achieve yours. I read that, and basically, 1000th post?
DONE!
Let's celebrate with riding crops and black lights. I'll let you come up with the rest.
One thousand blog posts
an amazing blogger feat
Earl is productive
LM - I think there are a few memes somewhere in Holly's list that I could start.
Faiqa - I appreciate the offer, and I totally don't deserve you. But I don't really enjoy guest posts all that much.
RW - And here I was...counting on you.
Becky - 43 days of sex does sound nice. But I think I'll keep the pics to myself.
Avitable - You're funny! (If you haven't noticed, I'm not a fan of that particular meme)
Diva - See comment to Faiqa above.
Doggie - Maybe some good techno/industrial music?
Heff - It just kinda happened.
I have noticed. You're just not a fan of that type of honesty?
Avitable - It depends. I don't mind them every once in a while. I think they are more powerful that way. One after the other becomes tiresome for me. I still read them, but I'm just not likely to comment.
I'm pretty sure Mrs. Hall covered it.
So... yeah... I'll just go over... there....
Just bear in mind....quantity does not always translate to quality. (and there is no way that Mrs. Hall, typed all that, it must have been cut and pasted.)
Sybil - Hi.
Bruce - When was there every anything of quality here? And yeah...I think that's pretty much Holly's mind up there in her comment. It's too awesome not to be.
Seems that time of year is quite popular for birthdays. Mine is November 24th. I'll have a beer for you mate, and you can return the favor 6 days later.
NO BRUCE--I typed it out all by my own self. It took about 15 minutes because I have the ADD brain. It is a fast brain. And can brainstorm like no other.
Then THEN, after I typed it out . . .
and clicked on the submit button, it said, "GOOGLE ERROR COMMENT TOO LONG" and I just about fricking plotzed. I worked hard on that list!!
but the comment went in!! HAA AHAAA!!
oh and one more thing Bruce, when we discuss a mad men episode, who writes 7-9 full paragraphs of indepth analysis? all within like 5 minutes of getting your meager 3 line analysis?
WHO??
me, that's who!!
cause i'm the shizzle!!
Kevin - Glad to do it. A pre-emptive "Cheers!" in your direction.
Holly - I never doubted you. And you remembered that I watched Jersey Shore and dig nerdy girls. Well done!
1,000 posts? Nilsa just celebrated her 1,000th post today.
Guess I need to clear my calendar between now then to not only come here each day, but also to be here for the big shindig on Nov 18th.
How am I supposed to remember that November 18 is your birthday if we're not friends on Facebook?!??!????!???
Marty - We'll see if I can stick to a schedule.
Poppy - I'd have to join Facebook first for us to be friends. And I won't be doing that. :)
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