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- Creepy old people.
- Creepy little people.
- Creepy people dressed like creepy animals.
And just when I'm starting to calm down from my initial scare, I turn around and the real Mr. Steve was standing behind me. Grinning like a fool. He walked out before I could take a picture of them together, but I assure you...HE exists. And he was nearly as horrifying as his effigy. Nearly.
I haven't slept in three days.
*We drink whiskey and sing karaoke. Simple as that.