My tireless efforts to get rid of the Golden Globe Awards and the stupid show that they put on has finally worked. The Golden Globes have been cancelled!!!
If you are late to the show and/or you have forgotten my quest, take a gander at my post from last year (and the year before) about this ridiculous award. Go ahead. I'll wait.
Back? Well, methinks somebody has been reading my blog and taking notes. Because I just read on the Internets that they (and just who the hell are "they"), have cancelled this year's shows. I am equal parts gleaming happiness and humble pie right now.
What moronic social/entertainment issue can I tackle next? George Lucas films? David Hasselhoff? Nicolas Cage's creepy forehead? Let me know, and I will promise to do my best. Apparently, I have juice in this town, er, or Hollywood. Somewhere I got juice, that's all I'm saying.
Note 1 - OK, so it could, maybe, have something to do with the Writer's Guild strike. I'm sticking with my story, mother-fuckers!!!
Note 2 - If it's not transparent enough, this post is really just my annual excuse to post a pic of the lovely Scarlett Johansson from the 2006 Golden Globes.
Note 3 - TITS!!!