Jan 21, 2009

At last

No, I don't mean the Inauguration. That was pretty cool though. No, it means that since I changed my template I can finally post bullet points properly. My last template hated bullet points. Me? I love 'em! And so should you. Because you might be seeing them a lot once again now that this place can handle them. And I'm lazy and bullets are easy. So there.


  • Sure you saw the Inauguration yesterday. But did you see it from space?
  • Beyonce did a nice job with "At Last" for the First Dance by the new First Couple. That Neighborhood Ball was a little strange though. Nick Cannon as the DJ? What's up with that? And did anyone else notice how Sting is beginning to look like Billy Crystal? Shivers.
  • Now that we have our first African-American President, science (SCIENCE!!!) is working on a cure for racism. I tried that once, but I blew up the science lab in 9th grade instead.
  • My Eagles got beat by the lowly Cardinals of Chicago/St. Louis/Arizona. Fuck those birds! My birds should have won. That way I could have made fun Super Bowl bets with bloggy friends. Now I just have to root for the Steelers while I get my drink on. Crap!
  • Do these bullets make my ass look big?
  • The new season of "24" just started and I'm re-hooked. But I do wonder what Jack Bauer would do without his cell phone. They would have to call it "365" or something.
  • A little more than 3 weeks until pitcher and catchers report. Did your team get everything they wanted for Christmas this year? No? Just the Yankees? Too bad, so sad. Mwah-ha-ha-ha!!!
  • Welcome back, ya Bastard ya!

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Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. All the Obama Mamas are doing it.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey B.E. Earl. check me out at smoke dot ph. :D - Rom

RW said...

Yankees... Yankees... Hmmm. I seem to remember them. Aren't they, like, the most expensive .500 team in baseball or something? Yankees. Yankees....

Always Home and Uncool said...

As long as you have A-Rod, you are doomed. Great player who is a clubhouse cancer ... and a A-Hole.

Michelle said...

I love this bullet post!!!

I just do! I love all the linkies!!! Very cool!!

And yes the bullets make your ass look big!!!

Hey you asked!!!

Happy Hump Day!!!

hello haha narf said...

i can't even think sucky pirates baseball when my steelers are still playing. it made me very happy to read that you will be rooting for my black & gold. yay!

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Your Bullets look Fabulous! Just Fabulous!

Does this TEXT make my ass look big?

Have a super Wed!

- Jennifer

Slyde said...

you had me until you started mentioning baseball...

B.E. Earl said...

Rom - will do. Wanna see your new site.

RW - season hasn't started yet. Don't know what you are talking about.

Uncool - ah, but my optimism springs eternal.

Michelle - Bullets, baby!

Becky - I can't root for the Cards. Fuck them!

Jenn - never!

Slyde - Once you man up and start watching sports, you might enjoy some of my posts.

Heff said...

Trust me. "your ass" never looked better !

hello haha narf said...

so you aren't rooting for the steelers, but are instead rooting against the cards? fucker!

B.E. Earl said...

Heff - I hear ya!

Becky - I am rooting for the Steelers. I'm rooting for them to BEAT the Cardinals. Any reason should be good enough. ;)

Ookami Snow said...

I'm going for the Cards. I lived in Arizona when they moved the team to Phoenix. So they are one of the NFL teams that I go for.

Faiqa said...

I think you should resume your experiments on curing racism. I trust you way more than these yahoos that think racism exists because "all you people look alike."

Avitable said...

Did you ever see that parody video that was online where they did an episode of "24" in 1987? He had to keep running to a payphone, and every time he tried to send files electronically, someone kept picking up the line, which disconnected AOL. It was hilarious.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

I'm not touching the baseball comment except to say that, really, we don't mind sloppy seconds-John Henry bitch!

And your ass-dude that thing needs it's own zipcode.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

here's a bullet for ya:

-Scott Boras throws like a GIRL!

ajooja said...

I've had the "pitchers and catchers report" date on my calendar for months. I can't wait.

My team's not done. We need to trade an outfielder or two sometime.

B.E. Earl said...

Ookami - boo.

Faiqa - my experiments dealt a lot with drinking, but if I must start them up again then I must. SCIENCE!

Avitable - No, but it sounds spot on. Did they take time to eat or shit in the parody?

Candy - no whining from the "2 out of the past 4" BoSox section. And I hate Scott Boras as much as anyone. He just knows he can get top dollar from Los Yankees so he does it. Fucker!

B.E. Earl said...

ajooja - trade Ankiel to the Yankees for Cano. Please!!!

i am the diva said...

i'm glad you're happy with your bullets, earl!

The Ambiguous Blob said...

The bullet points DO make Beyonce's ass look big.

teeni said...

Oh man, I had to laugh at this post because I remember the flack you got for not being able to do bullets before. It looks good over here now though! :)

B.E. Earl said...

Diva - they do make me oh so happy. :)

Ambi-Blob - that would be another famous large ass. Kim Kardashian. Huge ass!

Teeni - I forgot how much I missed them.

pure evyl said...

I wish that I would have put some money on the Cards at the first of the year. 45 to 1 would be so sweet.

B.E. Earl said...

Evyl - a the old "Back to the Future 2" sportsbook fantasy. Had that one many a time. :)

marty mankins said...

Both you and ajooja are the bullet point experts, although I think ajooja does have a slight upper edge.