No, I don't mean the Inauguration. That was pretty cool though. No, it means that since I changed my template I can finally post bullet points properly. My last template hated bullet points. Me? I love 'em! And so should you. Because you might be seeing them a lot once again now that this place can handle them. And I'm lazy and bullets are easy. So there.- Sure you saw the Inauguration yesterday. But did you see it from space?
- Beyonce did a nice job with "At Last" for the First Dance by the new First Couple. That Neighborhood Ball was a little strange though. Nick Cannon as the DJ? What's up with that? And did anyone else notice how Sting is beginning to look like Billy Crystal? Shivers.
- Now that we have our first African-American President, science (SCIENCE!!!) is working on a cure for racism. I tried that once, but I blew up the science lab in 9th grade instead.
- My Eagles got beat by the lowly Cardinals of Chicago/St. Louis/Arizona. Fuck those birds! My birds should have won. That way I could have made fun Super Bowl bets with bloggy friends. Now I just have to root for the Steelers while I get my drink on. Crap!
- Do these bullets make my ass look big?
- The new season of "24" just started and I'm re-hooked. But I do wonder what Jack Bauer would do without his cell phone. They would have to call it "365" or something.
- A little more than 3 weeks until pitcher and catchers report. Did your team get everything they wanted for Christmas this year? No? Just the Yankees? Too bad, so sad. Mwah-ha-ha-ha!!!
- Welcome back, ya Bastard ya!
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Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. All the Obama Mamas are doing it.
26 comments:
Hey B.E. Earl. check me out at smoke dot ph. :D - Rom
Yankees... Yankees... Hmmm. I seem to remember them. Aren't they, like, the most expensive .500 team in baseball or something? Yankees. Yankees....
As long as you have A-Rod, you are doomed. Great player who is a clubhouse cancer ... and a A-Hole.
I love this bullet post!!!
I just do! I love all the linkies!!! Very cool!!
And yes the bullets make your ass look big!!!
Hey you asked!!!
Happy Hump Day!!!
i can't even think sucky pirates baseball when my steelers are still playing. it made me very happy to read that you will be rooting for my black & gold. yay!
Your Bullets look Fabulous! Just Fabulous!
Does this TEXT make my ass look big?
Have a super Wed!
- Jennifer
you had me until you started mentioning baseball...
Rom - will do. Wanna see your new site.
RW - season hasn't started yet. Don't know what you are talking about.
Uncool - ah, but my optimism springs eternal.
Michelle - Bullets, baby!
Becky - I can't root for the Cards. Fuck them!
Jenn - never!
Slyde - Once you man up and start watching sports, you might enjoy some of my posts.
Trust me. "your ass" never looked better !
so you aren't rooting for the steelers, but are instead rooting against the cards? fucker!
Heff - I hear ya!
Becky - I am rooting for the Steelers. I'm rooting for them to BEAT the Cardinals. Any reason should be good enough. ;)
I'm going for the Cards. I lived in Arizona when they moved the team to Phoenix. So they are one of the NFL teams that I go for.
I think you should resume your experiments on curing racism. I trust you way more than these yahoos that think racism exists because "all you people look alike."
Did you ever see that parody video that was online where they did an episode of "24" in 1987? He had to keep running to a payphone, and every time he tried to send files electronically, someone kept picking up the line, which disconnected AOL. It was hilarious.
I'm not touching the baseball comment except to say that, really, we don't mind sloppy seconds-John Henry bitch!
And your ass-dude that thing needs it's own zipcode.
here's a bullet for ya:
-Scott Boras throws like a GIRL!
I've had the "pitchers and catchers report" date on my calendar for months. I can't wait.
My team's not done. We need to trade an outfielder or two sometime.
Ookami - boo.
Faiqa - my experiments dealt a lot with drinking, but if I must start them up again then I must. SCIENCE!
Avitable - No, but it sounds spot on. Did they take time to eat or shit in the parody?
Candy - no whining from the "2 out of the past 4" BoSox section. And I hate Scott Boras as much as anyone. He just knows he can get top dollar from Los Yankees so he does it. Fucker!
ajooja - trade Ankiel to the Yankees for Cano. Please!!!
i'm glad you're happy with your bullets, earl!
The bullet points DO make Beyonce's ass look big.
Oh man, I had to laugh at this post because I remember the flack you got for not being able to do bullets before. It looks good over here now though! :)
Diva - they do make me oh so happy. :)
Ambi-Blob - that would be another famous large ass. Kim Kardashian. Huge ass!
Teeni - I forgot how much I missed them.
I wish that I would have put some money on the Cards at the first of the year. 45 to 1 would be so sweet.
Evyl - a the old "Back to the Future 2" sportsbook fantasy. Had that one many a time. :)
Both you and ajooja are the bullet point experts, although I think ajooja does have a slight upper edge.
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