Unknown male seen at Montauk pondering existence or what to have for breakfast the next day. Rumor re-emerge the next day of another "Montauk Monster" sighting.
What an attractive group of folks. Except for the weirdo on the left looking like Old Man Time. What's up with that dude? My homes needs a grooming!
And finally, the answer to the question "How do you know you know you are in a beach town bar?"
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Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. You still wouldn't be able to pick me out of a police lineup. Would ya?
27 comments:
That last one is effing hilarious. Looks like you had a great time!
The sign doesn't say anything about having knowledge of playing the piano...
To bad I don't know how to play the piano... or open clams.
Congrats on making it into the ocean. :)
gotta love montauk this time of year. how much did you have to pay those tourists to take a pic with you
Steph - cracked me up too.
Wabbit - Well the first words are "piano player", so... ;)
Poppy - other than that, it would be the perfect gig.
2abes - who said that I'm in any of those pics? Hmm?
yep, best time to visit the beach is after the season, sugar! re the clams, isn't the best way steam? xoxox
Yay! Pictures!!!
I think you look great! The other guy looks like he's in Foreigner. :)
Seriously - looks like a great time. I am still jealous.
Savannah - some crazy folks actually prefer their clams in the raw. Me? Not so much.
Sybil - Foreigner, eh? I like that. :)
I like how look better now then when I thought you looked like the guys from Fugazi.:)
That being said, an awesome haircut couldn't hurt.
But, I know you have the whole Lebowski thing going on so yah, the dude abides ;)
I've never had clams, but someday :)
Opening clams requirement may be a sexist requirement.
How do you know? Easy... Beach and Bars go together! Off to search
YouTube for knowledge of opening clams!
*TINK*
- Jennifer
Holly - what the fugazi are you talkin' bout? ;)
Uncool - I dunno, I've seen a few awesome female shuckers in my day.
Jenn - don't forget the piano playing!
I really thought that "Opening Clams" was a song that the piano player had to know until I read Poppy's comment and realized what it really meant.
OMG, if I were single, I would totally add that last line about clams to my dating site profile.
i love the way your supple ass hugs those shorts....
Avitable - it's one of Britney Spears biggest hits.
Faiqa - Right?
Slyde - my non-existent ass has never been supple.
I'll come ALIVE tonight (stars in my eyes)!
Um, I sent you an email a while ago when you asked what I thought you looked like in my mind's eye. I sent like 5 pix of the band Fugazi.
but, that was a while ago. so maybe you don't remember. well, it's all good... carry on ;)
Wait, what now? What is that sign really saying?
Can someone explain what it really means to us people who are a bit slow?
i can play the piano, but i'm not terribly experienced with the clam-opening bit.
maybe i'll have to look elsewhere for employment.
I'm gonna photoshop Slyde doing jumping jacks in the background wearing a Speedo.
Doggie - yeah, who knew. right?
Holly - Wow. I don't remember that at all. Weird.
Holly - It's just a joke. A beach town bar looking for a piano player/raw bar help. Get it?
Duder - that's a shame! :)
Zibbs - Oddly, I had to photoshop Slyde in a speedo doing jumping jacks OUT of the photo. He was just being ridiculous.
zibbs: i can just email you the ORIGINAL picture of that and save you all the trouble..
I open clams like I'm playing the piano...a bearded symphony.
Dammit, no still I don't get it.
gah.
I also have the hardest time detecting sarcasm. Seriously, people always have to tell me, "Uh, that was just a joke".
ok, i'll try to figure out the joke some more then I'll just ask Mr. Hall. ;)
yeah, I am assuming this is a dirty joke though. I NEVER GET DIRTY JOKES!
cause i'm slow. and ride the short bus and all. ;)
Zibbs - he does have the original.
Doggie - see now you are getting filthy on us. Shame. Hey, didja spend some time in the sun?
Holly - Put it this way, what if the sign said "Piano Player Wanted. Must have dishwashing experience." Would you get it then?
(hangs head in shame and sheepishness)
no Earl, it doesn't.
;)
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