More whiskey and cured meats
Bring it on, Canada can take you!I just read that the average Canadian walks about 900 miles a year. And on average, Canadians drink about 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, we get about 41 miles to the gallon. How do you like them apples!Have a good long weekend party, have one for me!
Paige - I just calculated the approximate number of beers I drink in a given week and then extrapolated to figure out the num ber of gallons of it I drink in a year. I'm scared."They try to make me go to rehab, and I said no, no, no!!!"
I love this so much I want to shoot off some fireworks in its honor.
Steph - It's about time someone created the virtual fart. ;)
I don't know why passing of gas amuses so many, but I laugh like a young school boy everytime, something is very wrong, very wrong
TK - Heya...gas is a blast!!!
Earl - I thought I told you that picture was PRIVATE! I knew I shouldn't have sent it... LOL.
Liz - the private one is under my mattress. ;)
If I were fighting in Afganistan, the last thing I would be fighting for is Jessica Simpson in a bikini.
Lotus - Now you catch the sweet irony of my post. Well done.
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