Aug 16, 2008

Don't ya just wish...

...that one day someone will actually discover the real Loch Ness Monster, or chupacabra, or Bigfoot? Or maybe somebody will figure out just what the Hell this thing is? A hoax? Probably. More likely a dead dog or raccoon or something.

I want to live in a world where the unknown, the myths, the monsters could possibly exist. It's the sci-fi geek in me, I guess. Aliens, zombies, ghosts...yeah, I wanna see me some of that. As long as it doesn't kill me or anally probe me. I mean, if it asks real nice then maybe, but...

Unfortunately, the weirdest thing I've ever seen falls more in the realm of Animal Planet than the Sci-Fi Channel. But a boy can still dream, eh?

I think I just miss In Search of... with Leonard Nimoy. THAT was a reality show I could live with. And just what the Hell ever happened to the Bermuda Triangle? No one ever talks about that any more. Sigh.


Random Wiki: Charles Atlas was that guy that advertised in the back of comic-books when I was a kid. Dynamic tension was gonna turn me from a 90-pound weakling who got sand kicked in my face to a Greek god walking around Coney Island with a couple of bikini-clad beauties on my shoulders. But some of those ads also said I could buy x-ray specs that would allow me to see through clothing. Bunch of fucking liars!

12 comments:

Michelle J said...

The "Montauk Monster...that thing freaked me out when i saw it for the first time..i still can't possibly figure out what that is???? CREEPY!!!

New Age Bitch said...

Clearly, the Bermuda Triangle has folded into itself and disappeared.

pure evyl said...

One day I will find the elusive Chupacabra. Oh yes One fine day.

Slyde said...

god how i loved in search of.. i used to by riveted to that show....

and i'd be happy if we just had zombies.....

B.E. Earl said...

Michelle - I hope (hope hope hope) that it is something eerie created from Plum Island. Did I mention hope? ;)

NABeeyatch - Clearly. ;)

Evyl - When you do, can we have it for brunch?

Slyde - But slow moving zombies...those fast zombies freak me out.

Steph said...

Someone has found the remains of a sasquatch, apparently. Link

B.E. Earl said...

Steph - yeah, I linked to that story in my post as well. One of Evyl's blogger friends was at the press conference.

Avitable said...

Do you ever watch Destination Truth?

B.E. Earl said...

Avitable - Never. It's on the SciFi Channel, right? Gonna have to plug that one into the DVR. Thanks!

limpy99 said...

Fine, Amelia Earhart's in my basement. Happy?

B.E. Earl said...

Limpy - only if she is in a rubber s&m cat suit.

ajooja said...

My dad, who was a pilot, said his instruments went nuts once while flying over the Bermuda Triangle. There's got to be something to it.

Netflix has some decent "Watch Instantly" shows available on Bigfoot, aliens, and the like. Pretty decent stuff.

Have you ever heard Jonathan Coulton's song about Leonard Nimoy falling in love with Bigfoot? It's pretty nice. :)