Dec 2, 2008

Do you like pussy? (SFW...very)


So we sat down the other day and decided to take a bunch of pictures of the cats. We are very proud parents and we love to show them off. Sammi (on the right) was just loving the cleaning she was getting from her buddy, Syd. That's a content look right there. This usually ends badly, by the way. She often ends these sessions by smacking him in the head. I picked one of her toenails out of his cheek the other day.


Check out that tongue action on Syd! Easy, big fella!


Here is Syd in his usual position during the day. Asleep with his head on a pillow on the futon in the TV room. He really thinks he's a human, ya understand. That's Sammi's ear or tail in the bottom right foreground. And the human flesh in the background? That's yours truly. Dead sexy, eh?


Sometimes he just curls up with whatever happens to be lying around. A remote control seemed like a good idea for a snuggle toy, I guess.


And since he is such a sound sleeper, we slipped the remote control out and dropped in a can of Dale's Pale Ale...a mighty fine beer from the mighty fine state of Colorado.

OK...go ahead. Make fun. Fuckers!

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Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. All the cutest kitty cats are doing it. Nice start to the month yesterday from Avitable.

23 comments:

artfulkisser said...

I've stumbled upon the kitty youporn site...pussy licking, some furry pussy in your lap, remote control pussy and some pickled pussy. I would say they're cute but the buggers make me sneeze.

B.E. Earl said...

AK - Kitty porn it is. ;)

RW said...

yum... cats!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Awwww, they are so cute and fluffy. Cats crack me up-they are so moody and unpredictable. Kinda like my mother. Hee hee

Heff said...

A pale beer for a black cat ? Seems kind of ironic to me....

ajooja said...

I love me some pussy but I can't handle cats. I begin sneezing almost immediately ... and every cat I've ever been around comes right for me and starts doing figure-8s around my legs. Yikes.

Dr Zibbs said...

Look at the one with the remote. HA. He thinks he's people.

Faiqa said...

I love the remote pic. Cute.

Slyde said...

If you were covered in black fur, ANY of those pictures could be you....

B.E. Earl said...

RW - Them's good eatin'!

Candy - Our cats aren't moody and they are very lethargic. Hence the size of the big boy.

Heff - I wear irony like a shield. Huh, what?

ajooja - I used to be allergic. Dunno what happened there.

Zibbs - He really does believe he is human.

Faiqa - I'm partial to the pic with the tongue. :)

Slyde - That's true. Sleeping, watching TV, drinking beer... He does emulate me!

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Aren't they the sweetest fluffy kitty cars in the whole entire world. They look very happy. Great looing kitties you have there!!

Happy Tuesday
- Jennifer

off to get my ass kicked on your trivia game

B.E. Earl said...

Jenn - well, if you go into the trivia game with that kind of attitude, young lady! Sheesh! :)

Michelle J said...

Finally, a post i can understand!!! Thanks!!! Your pussy's are very adorable!! Hmmm, i have an adorable pussy too!!! And i don't mean kittys!!! YIKES!!!

I'm just saying!!!

Still waiting for the shopping/manicure/recipe post dude!!!!

RW said...

I likes my cats with horseradish. But that quiz (which I finally signed up for) killed me because I know about || <--this much trivia. When are we getting to the geography and history and philosophy and the Pre-Socratic metaphysicists?

Water Logged Canine said...

Meow, meow. (What's that? You love beer and TV?)
Meow, meow, meow, meow. (That Earl loves him some beer and TV too?)
Meow, meow, meow, meow. (WHAT?! He tucks his manhood?)

Shame on you for using a euphemism better reserved for vagina. Shame on me for getting highly aroused and staying there, even after I realized.

B.E. Earl said...

Michelle - keep waiting. ;)

RW - Every Wednesday I make a custom tailored quiz that anyone can suggest a theme. Tomorrow is 70's TV trivia...so not quite the same thing as metaphysics, eh?

WLC - Shame on all of us. Welcome home!

Holly Hall said...

cute kitties.

:P

jiggs said...

you and your lady make great lesbians. soon you'll adopt a child and start driving a subaru.

B.E. Earl said...

Jiggs - Ellen is my role model.

Madge said...

so cute! they remind me of our cats.

B.E. Earl said...

Madge - That's a compliment! Jane and D.Sergi are two of the most awesome looking cats ever!

teeni said...

Aww! They're adorable! It takes a real man to be able to post pics of his cats!! Love it! Oh, and that grooming session ending badly is probably because that is how the male tries to subdue the female for some kitty porn sex. But if the female isn't in the mood - you get well, tonails in the cheeks sometimes. Whenever you see your male walking slowly and stealthily around the female or trying to groom her, he's probably hoping for some action if you know what I mean. ;)

marty mankins said...

Cool cat photos. I take pictures of my cats all the time. Ours are all over the age of 15 and don't do too much of anything anymore, but there's times when i catch them in cool poses and I need to get those on film.