Dec 31, 2008

I'm officially creeped out...

...by sloths. My new number one creepiest animal of all time.

And it was a fake sloth that did it to me. Check out this Italian commercial for Alfa Romeo that features a dude dressed up like Satan's favorite animal. I have no idea what it has to do with Alfa Romeo, but there it is. 



And here is a "cute" video of baby sloths doing cute baby sloth things. Not cute to me. Looks like something out of one of my worst nightmares. And a little like that Cloverfield creature. Or is that just me?



Ugh...I'm gonna have more nightmares now about this most hideous of creatures. Thanks, YouTube!

Happy Nude Year's Eve Everyone!!!

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Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. All the creepy sloths are doing it.

15 comments:

Cap'n Marrrrk said...

Sloths rock you cold hearted bastard.

Holly Hall said...

Ha ha! funny!

happy nude year to yous!

:)

Candy's daily Dandy said...

My daughter went to Costa Rica last February and she came home with all these stories about, get this, A-DOR-A-BLE sloths. I'm with you! I didn't know what the hell they were and I thought they were butt ugly!!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

BTW-(completely un blog related)
This is a Red Sox fan telling a Yankees fan, Job Well Done! You stole Texeriaxixixia, (however you spell his name) and Sabbathia. New stadium, hot new pitching staff!! It should be interesting.

Avitable said...

I think they're pretty cute. I'd like one of them.

Heff said...

That commercial made absolutely No Sense, but evidently, the sloth must get a LOT of pussy.

B.E. Earl said...

Cap'n - You know what? I don't really like otters either. Doing those cute human things with their hands and all. Fuck otters.

Holly - :)

Candy - Did you hear that one of the reasons that Teixiera didn't sign with the Sawx is that he felt bad about the Mike Lowell situation. So he's a good guy too. Nice!

Adam - one of my friends has a pet prairie dog. I refuse to set foot in his house because of it. A sloth would be the same kind of deterrent.

Heff - I guess that is what we the viewers should infer. All it did for me was creep me out.

RW said...

Happy New Year earl. Glad I ran into your blog this year. It didn't hurt much!

B.E. Earl said...

RW - same here. Wishing you the best in '09!

Michelle J said...

b.e. no comment on the sloth baby but just wanted to wish you and your whole entourage a

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

You rock and i am glad we found each other!!!

Keep it real in 09!!!!

B.E. Earl said...

Michelle - Peace out to 2008. Merry New Year!

jiggs said...

Happy nude year? I wish my life was as clothing optional as yours.

teeni said...

I think the fake sloth is way creepier than the real ones. I do think those claws are pretty creepy no matter what though. Happy 2009 to you, Earl! :)

B.E. Earl said...

Jiggs - everyone's life is clothing optional. You just have to choose it, dude.

Teeni - Those claws make me wanna throw up.

Poppy said...

When I was a kit I thought sloths were the bee's knees. Now I just think their eyes are too big.