Feb 28, 2008

Bullet times!

I posted a picture of a LolCat here originally, but Blogger, in it's infinite wisdom, decided to delete it or maybe I was infringing on someone's domain rights. Who knows. Deal with it, motherfuckers! Pfffft!!!!
  • Remember the days when you could make a video about somebody famous fucking somebody else famous. It seemed like it was just yesterday. Alas, this trend...this fad...this amorphous thing's time has come and gone. It jumped the shark, according to Film Drunk, with this video of that hot chick from The 40 Year Old Virgin showing her utter disdain at having to fuck Seth Rogan. At least she seemed upset about it. Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel really seemed to enjoy fucking Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, respectively. Get real! Who would enjoy fucking those pricks? How typical of Slyde to post these passe videos on his blog. Harumph! That guy is always one fat finger away from the pulse of the Internets.
  • I watched a replay of the debate between Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama late last night and I'm seriously thinking of moving to Canada. Hilary just seems out and out crazy at certain points: Hilary - "I just want to point out that I always get asked the first question in these debates. I don't mind. I'm glad to answer anything. But I think it's curious that it keeps happening. Is it some kind of plot against the plastic-faced evil chick? I dunno. WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING IT? I DON'T MIND, REALLY, BUT ITS BEGINNING TO KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT! BILL WOULD BE REALLY WORRIED IF WE SHARED A BED, BUT THAT SHIP HAS PASSED A LONG TIME AGO AND I'M PRETTY HORNY RIGHT NOW!!! Hmmm...maybe I just need to get laid. Obama, you're a good looking man. Want some of this?" And it got really uncomfortable after that. Canada is looking better all the time.
  • Gia and I have been reading about Scientology a lot lately. Christianity just isn't working for us, and psychiatric assistance just seems barbaric so we thought we would opt for what all the cool kids are doing. Oh, we aren't joining the Cult of Scientology...I just meant that we have been boning up on the subject so that we can make fun of it with the same conviction and intelligence of everybody else on the Internets. My favorite video on the subject is this one, but I warn you that it's really long at 30 minutes. It pokes fun, sure, but it also brings up some pretty serious topics. My God(dess), did Jenna Elfman really say "AIDS is just a state of mind, not a disease?" What a tool!
  • I don't know if there is some kind of official title or not, but I've decided that the Red Panda may be the cutest animal on the planet.
Seriously...I want a rug or a coat made out of this little fucker! He's so damn cute!

15 comments:

TK Kerouac said...

I love that red Panda, it looks like a cross between a bear , racoon and fox.

Cap'n Marrrrk said...

Go Athesist. Everything else is Sky Wizardry of the first order.

And nobody beats cats for cute. NOBODY!

white rabbit said...

Hillary is really losing it in more than oone sense, isn't she?

Maybe someone should tell her to stop looking as if her eyeballs are about to pop out and make a mess down the object of her immediate attentions front.

It doesn't help to look like a bug eyed loon (no offence meant)

B.E. Earl said...

TK - His body makes me giggle.

Cap'n - I'll stick with Agnosticism and Red Pandas (just don't tell God or my cats).

B.E. Earl said...

White Rabbit - none taken. Only my avatar is bug-eyed. ;)

RW said...

We'll wave on March 15!

ajooja said...

That red panda looks like a cross between a racoon and a chow. Weird. Never seen one before.

B.E. Earl said...

RW - deal

ajoojs - Me neither until a few days ago.

Slyde said...

hey, im not a trend follower... im a trend SETTER, baby!

lotus07 said...

We all watched the debates "live" at my house (my wife and my mother and I) and after watching Hillary, the thought of seeing her mug at press conferences for the next 4 years spouting out all sorts of gibberish and nonsense is enough to make me move to Mars.

Kat said...

C'mon up. We got free health care...sort of.

And as far as Scientology goes, I think it's perfect. It gives all the crazy people, not on their meds, something to do.

B.E. Earl said...

Slyde - If the trend is cutoff tank tops, then you sir are a trendsetter.

Lotus - Tell me 'bout it. Is Mars any better than Canada?

Kat - yeah, but it makes them crazier and dangerous too. It must be stopped.

FourLeafClover said...

We'd be glad to have you hear up in Canada.

Awfully tempted to watch that 30 min video....

B.E. Earl said...

4leaf - You should watch it. Very entertaining and very scary.

elizabeth said...

I have a pair of red panda slippers. Wanna borrow?