Feb 3, 2008

Dead sexy goats!



It's Super Bowl Sunday, and there is much rejoicing. yaaaaaay.

Tom Brady is hoping to win his 4th Super Bowl, maybe get another MVP, maybe impregnate another hottie after the game, maybe help out some goats.

Eli Manning is hoping that he isn't one of those goats.

Here is what I'm hoping for:
  • Plenty of jambalaya. Gia's sister is making it and she is an incredible chef. Gia is not an incredible chef, she's just incredible.
  • A New England win. Sacrilege from someone living in NY, but I've always hated the Giants and I'm not going to start rooting for them now.
  • Peace on Earth, good will toward man.
Sorry...I have to interrupt this wish list for an important announcement. Gia is watching Hated right now, the documentary on the sad life of GG Allin. I just turned to the TV and he was shoving a banana up his ass. Good times! Back to my list:
  • Never having to see GG Allin shove anything up his ass ever again. It's a good bet considering that he is dead, and that I'm not going to watch the rest of this documentary.
  • Tearing Gia away from this documentary for a quickie, but I'm not sure if the imagery in our heads right now will be good for our sex lives.
  • Too late! She sneezed and some blood shot out of her coochie. Damn period messing with out lives! Maybe just a BJ. (Too much information?)
  • Layla is coming over to visit, so I'm hoping that my allergies don't kick in. I took her for a walk the other day and it knocked me out. Short-haired dogs sometimes do that to me.
  • Did I mention copious amounts of jambalaya?

Enjoy the game everyone! And for you Canadians...GO ROUGHRIDERS!!!

PS - Nothing to see over at MovieGrenade, people. Move along.

PPS - Does it make me gay if I wish I were one of those goats that Brady is holding? Woo-gah!!!

15 comments:

Kat said...

Would you hate me if I said I didn't even know it was the Super Bowl until I got to work tonight? Don't say yes.

Kat said...

btw. Yes
and
which Roughriders?

Elise said...

Aww you really love Gia dont you? You sound really happy with her.

Super Bowl? I never was a big fan of American Sports. Hope you enjoyed it though xx

Elise said...

Aww you really love Gia dont you? You sound really happy with her.

Super Bowl? I never was a big fan of American Sports. Hope you enjoyed it though xx

Slyde said...

for what its worth, it was a boring game, but the last 3 minutes were mucho exciting...

B.E. Earl said...

Kat - Your 2007 Grey Cup Champions...the Saskatchewan Roughriders.

Elise - she's okay ;)

Slyde - I agree, but the wrong team won.

TK Kerouac said...

LOL, about the sneeze! a little blood never hurt anyone!

B.E. Earl said...

TK - I'm not queezy. ;)

Paige Stanton said...

Sorry 'bout the SuperBowl... But you can still jump on the bandwagon for the Roughriders if you want! At least until next season when everything is going to fall apart... Go New Orleans?

B.E. Earl said...

Paige - New Orleans? Nice try.

Ookami Snow said...

Now all Brady has is some goats to help....

And one of them isn't Eli.

Melanie said...

yea giants! ;-)

B.E. Earl said...

ookami - Welcome! and yeah...Elisha came through in a big way for Big Blue.

mel - boo.

jiggs said...

We had a little gathering. tasty made chili. I ate so much guac, my poop came out green... and great with tortilla chips.

B.E. Earl said...

Guac poop. Nice.