I like the way Enghlish make sports cars and always pull victory from the jaws of defeat (usually because they end up in the jaws of defeat by being complete idiots).
But all I have to do is look at the inbred dysfunctionality of the Royal Family and I feel sorry for the British, I really do.
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I'm English American so I covered one side of my brain while I listened to this...
that "old man balls" line made me LOL.
We sent you Simon Cowell and Elton John by way of revenge...
Serves you all right too ;)
*exit cackling evilly*
That was great!
Poppy - nothing like an old man making an old man's balls joke.
WR - We'll take Elton John circa 1973, but we need to send Cowell back to you. Right now!
Avi - I wonder if that guy has donee more of these.
I would write to the President to complain but my cup of Freedom Bag Water will get cold.
Wasn't Jack Hayley the Tin Man in The Wizard of Oz???
LbtW - having some with your scone?
bobgirrl - Jack Haley was the Tin Man. This is Jack English. I'm sorry...Jack American!!!
I like the way Enghlish make sports cars and always pull victory from the jaws of defeat (usually because they end up in the jaws of defeat by being complete idiots).
But all I have to do is look at the inbred dysfunctionality of the Royal Family and I feel sorry for the British, I really do.
Lotus - I like the British. Especially the way they pronounce "twat" and their prolific use of "cunt".
LOL. Good one! Hope you had a nice holiday!
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