Sep 23, 2010

Get yer Jack on!

UPDATE: Okay...it's been brought to my attention that my deadline was a little early. Especially for those of you who live in warmer climates. So I've pushed it forward by three days to the 27th. That's as late as I can go. I'm going on vacation and leaving on that Friday afternoon, so I need to have it all done by Friday morning. Sorry if that timetable still leaves you out. Also, I would prefer to stick to new 2010 creations. So please, no photos of classic pumpkin carvings from prior years. Thanks! - Earl

OK, kiddies. Here it is. Due to overwhelming demand, I'm gonna go ahead with the Jack-o'-lantern contest that I mentioned last week. Aren't you all so excited you could puke?



Da Rules:
  • Send me a photo of your favorite pumpkin creation this year. My email address is on my Blogger profile, lazybones! If there is anything else in the picture besides the pumpkin (like boobs), I will crop it out for the sake of the contest. But, ahem, don't let that stop you from sending me photos of your boobs. 
  • UPDATE: All entries need to be sent by 11PM EST on Sunday, October 24th Wednesday, October 27th
  • UPDATE: I'll post the photos on Monday the 25th Thursday the 28th along with a poll where you can vote for your favorite Jack-o'-lantern. Feel free to vote for you own, jerk.
  • On Friday, October 29th I will reveal the big weiner along with the names of the rest of the contestants alongside their evil creations.
I haven't exactly decided what the winner gets. Maybe it will be specific to the actual person. Something like a bottle of bacon-ized bourbon...I don't know. But don't you worry your pretty little heads about it. Somebody is getting something, and let's leave it at that.

Good luck, Fuck-o'-lanterns! And tell your friends!



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Note: Remember to play the Badgerdaddy Trivia Challenge every day. Fuck-o'-lantern made me laugh.

19 comments:

Dave2 said...

This post didn't end up being about what I thought it was going to be about. This is probably a good thing.

Paticus said...

Does it have to be a new picture?
I have a classic pumpkin from many moons ago.

Slyde said...

One photo of my boobs coming your way!

p.s. oct 24th might be a bit early for some. I know that if i carved my pumpkin that early, it would look all rotten and smushy by halloween night. i usually carve mine about 3-4 days before the big day.

downtown guy said...

The time frame leaves me out. If I carved my pumpkin by the 24th, it would be a melted, rotten mess by Halloween. Florida, it ain't kind to hollow squash.

B.E. Earl said...

Dave2 - Definitely a good thing.

Paticus - I think I would like to see just new pumpkins from this year.

Slyde/Hank - Good point...check the update. I'll make it the 27th.

downtown guy said...

Very cool. You might have inspired me to put knife to (pumpkin) flesh.

B.E. Earl said...

Hank - Happy to oblige.

sybil law said...

Fuck -o' -Lanterns made me laugh, too!!
I'm so in. Boobs and all.

Paticus said...

Well alright then...I'll have to do a 2010 version.

i am the diva said...

alllrighty, let's see what i can come up with....

also, my word verification is "Purgore"... a sign?

B.E. Earl said...

Sybil - Hooray for boobs!

Paticus - See? Now I've given you something to accomplish this year. Run with it!

Diva - A definite sign.

hello haha narf said...

since you mentioned bacon bourbon i automatically win, right? RIGHT??!?!!

B.E. Earl said...

Becky - Sorry...you have to toil with the rest of the kids. Get ta carvin'! ;)

Heff said...

2010 Pumpkin, huh ?

Damn, now I'm actually going to have to make an effort !

I'm IN.

B.E. Earl said...

Heff - Sweet!

Pat said...

Savannah sent me but I'm fresh out of pumpkin photos. Maybe next time...

B.E. Earl said...

Pat - Heya! Well, if you decide to carve a pumpkin between now and Oct 27th, send me a photo. Thanks for stopping by.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Ok baby! It's on... Wed the 27th.

AND Earlsie? A Bottle of bacon infused booze would be sssoooo Verdant Dude. I like it.

Avitable said...

I don't plan on decorating for Halloween and I haven't made a jack-o-lantern in years. Maybe I'll try to do one just for you, though.