Aug 26, 2006

Wooden Shoes

Saw a guy tonight who wears only those wooden Dutch shoes. I've seen him around town before and never really noticed the guy. Last week I saw him and finally noticed his footwear. I asked around and he seems to be some kind of mad genius that invented something important in the 70's.

Now he wears wooden shoes.

I need to invent something stupid/lucrative that would allow me to be weird and wear something like wooden shoes. I mean, it wouldn't be wooden shoes because we already got a guy like that. But something like a cape. Or a suit with tails. Or spats.

Something with class. Cuz I'm all about the class, kids!

10 comments:

elizabeth said...

That's delightfully odd. Where do I get some of those?

B.E. Earl said...

I'm a-thinking Holland.

Or Clogs-R-Us.

Kat said...

Why don't you pierce your wrists with cuff links?

B.E. Earl said...

Ouch...I still haven't worked up the nerve to get my next tattoo on my wrist!

Piercing them would be quadruple the agony!

Would be a conversation piece, though. Eh?

Kat said...

...and classy!

(you still don't have the tat? por que?)

B.E. Earl said...

Waiting for summer to end. Sunlight and new tats are a bad thing.

I'm gonna get it in late September/early October. Sometime before (ahhhh) my 40th (aaaah) birthday in November!

I'm old like OLD school! Beeyatch!

Slyde said...

figures Earl is looking at feet again....

elizabeth said...

Shit - I thought 30 was old...

Kat said...

You all are fucked when you turn 90. Nothing is old unless you're tired of it, I say, I say. And I think you're all wonderful *sniff*

elizabeth said...

That's cuz YOU are still 29. (Though - not for long muah hahahahaha)