Aug 25, 2011

Hurricane Provisions

Gia went out today for some emergency provisions in anticipation of the doom that may be Irene this weekend.

Notice the empty water bottle

Let's see what we have:
  • Midnight Moon Apple Pie Moonshine.
  • Jim Beam Bourbon.
  • Huge jug of cheap white wine.
  • Catdaddy Carolina Moonshine.
  • Mostly empty bottle of water.
So we're good.

Crap! I hope we don't lose power. We are gonna need a lot of ice!

18 comments:

Water Logged Canine said...

I'm thinking you have a problem.

And that problem is your lack of BACON!

B.E. Earl said...

Doggie - You obviously aren't aware of my massive bacon supply in our freezer. OR MAYBE YOU ARE AWARE!

SK Waller said...

That's the spirit! That's what we do during tornado season because, unlike you, we get no warnings. The drinking always comes after it's over and our nerves are frayed.

Slyde said...

your water bottle is empty, genius...

hello haha narf said...

put the booze and the wife in the car and hide from irene here in pittsburgh. leave now, i'll be waiting.

Heff said...

Yeah, kinda concerned for you cats. HBAG is always open if you guys need to bail...(well, not the BLOG, lol)

B.E. Earl said...

Steph - Yeah...we get days to figure it all out.

Slyde - Yeah, like I mentioned twice in the blog post. Get it?

Becky - We have four cats too!

Heff - We should be okay. We are on the water, but on the North Shore and about 20 feet up. Thanks for the invites!

Annabelle said...

i LOVED this!

These were pretty much my exact provisions when we lived in Pensacola and had H.Dennis heading our way.

Booze, Xanax and chips. Yep, bring on the storm.

sybil law said...

But what if it's more than 3 days?!!

B.E. Earl said...

Annabelle - We've got all three of those things. All set!

Sybil - 3 DAYS!?!?! This is provisions for Sunday alone!!!

marty mankins said...

You are well prepared there, Earl. Maybe that Jim Beam should be a 1.75l - but that's the only improvement I would make.

Oh, an maybe some more water... just in case you need to wash down some of that booze.

B.E. Earl said...

Marty - Water down the booze? WATER DOWN THE BOOZE? Good God, man!

savannah said...

hope y'all are ready, sugar! stay safe and trust me on this one key thing don't get too drunk! xoxoxox

B.E. Earl said...

Savannah - I'll get just drunk enough. ;) Thanks!

limpy99 said...

Got no power up here in CT for the next few days probably, (if I say that enough it means the power will come back sooner right? RIGHT?), but I did lay in some Lagunitas Ale earlier, so I probably won't care come sundown.

B.E. Earl said...

Limpy - That's what I need. More BOOZE!!! (Yeah..I still have no power either. Suckus Maximus)

Candy's daily Dandy said...

We go to a hotel last night cuz the kids have school todsy. Wouldnt u know, the power came on last night.

I'm not complaining. Even though the hotel fire alarm went on at 6:50 this morning and we had to evacuate.

B.E. Earl said...

Candy - That's what would happen if we ditched for a hotel too. As of right now, we are in Day 4 of no power. Fun, fun, fun!