So I've been thinking that we, meaning me, should probably stop drinking during our weekly broadcast of Just Talking to the Cornfield. Because, apparently, when I get drunk I like to use racist stereotypes for comedy. Like my man Kenny Fucking Powers up there. My co-hort isn't blameless either. He likes to poke fun at the Jews. Mostly because he is a Jew, and that's what he does.
Here's some of the full-on racist comedy from last week that you missed if you haven't listened in already:
- The Colonel told a tale about a recent trip he made down to Kentucky and an unexpected hotel room visit by an young African-American woman who may or may have been a hooker. Because everything we know about black people we learned on Living Color, we lovingly called her ShaNayNay. Or ShaNiqua. Yeah...
- I did a brief impersonation of this young lady where I referred to the Colonel's gleaming white mini-van of manliness* as "fly". Ahem.
- At one point, we simulated a conversation between Albert Belle (black man) and Kenny Lofton (another black man) of the Cleveland Indians (circa mid-90's) that could have been a transcription from an episode of Oz. The word "bitch" was used several times.
- I'm pretty sure I mimicked a Hispanic (an Hispanic??) accent at one point toward the end of the show as well. I'm not positive. I was pretty drunk by then. See what I mean?
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*I think I stole that line from Kevin. Not sure. Either way, I'll give him the credit.