Mar 13, 2007

St. Patrick's Day

Ah...the most wonderful time of the year!

The weather is warming up. The NCAA tournament is right around the corner. The Yankees will soon be playing home games in the Bronx. And, oh yeah...the Guinness is flowing.

Well it was this past Sunday, at least. Our town had their 79th annual St. Patrick's Day Parade this past weekend and it was a beeee-yoootiful day! They always hold it the Sunday before the actual day.

Having not learned my lesson from the previous week, I attempted to drink all the Guinness that my liver could withstand. Did a pretty good job of it too!

We had a dinner party over Gia's sister's house the night before the parade. Very nice. Mellow. Low-key night at home, right? Wrong!

We wound up drinking massive quantities of wine and beer before calling it a night. It was a blast. I had promised, however, to buy bagels and cream cheese for breakfast at a friend's house for the pre-parade party. I was supposed to be there by 10AM. Shouldn't have been a problem.

Except that I woke up at 9AM and forgot to turn my clock ahead an hour for Daylight Savings Time. STUPID DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!

OK. No big deal. I called and let them know I was going to be late. Then I kissed G goodbye (blech...morning breath. Mine, not hers!), and headed out the door to the bagel place. It was halfway there that I discovered that I was still a little drunk from last night.

What's an Irish boy supposed to do on parade day when it's a little after 10AM and I'm already drunk? That's right...continue drinking.

Didn't help matters that a buddy of mine brought a flask of Irish Whiskey with him to the parade. Many, many black beers and nips of whiskey later and this drunk was feeling pretty good. Damn good, in fact.

Lots of foolishness followed. Nothing embarrassing, really. I mean, I didn't piss on any carpets or anything. Just lots of foolish fun.

Which is all we can really ask for on such a glorious day. Hope you all have a wonderful St. Patrick's Day this coming weekend. Slainte!

Update - check out the yummy goodness in the picture on the sidebar. I took that pic on what shall now be referred to as "carpet pissing" day in my household. We were at a bar called The Dublin House in NYC and this was our first round there. It looked so good I had to take a pic. Enjoy!


Slyde said...

Won't you ever learn? Do i finally need to set up an intervention?

I probably WOULD set one up, but all you're other friends are drunkards too!

Kat said...

Maybe you should change that to pee peed in the corner by b.e. earl.

madge said...

Happy St. Patrick's Day, or week, your case!

Verdant Earl said...

Slyde - you are my one constantly sober friend. How do you stand it?

Kat - Great idea! I'm doing it!

Madge - All year round...all year round.

Kat said...

RFLMAO!!!!!!!!! You kill me ;o)

Steven said...

"Lots of foolishness followed. Nothing embarrassing, really. I mean, I didn't piss on any carpets or anything."

Dammit. ;)


Mermaid Melanie said...

mmmmmmmmmmmm guinness... i love guinness. Not much of a celebration this year, as I am dieting, and off the big boozing.

jealous! i want to feel "pretty good" and drink away a hangover.