If life were fair, then I would be an 11 year-old boy again right now because we are living in the Golden Age of comic-book movie adaptions, people. These are glorious times to be an 11 year-old or girl here in the land of Hollywood movie magic.
I guess it started with either X-Men
(2000) or Spider-Man
(2002). Take your pick. The sequels were damned good too. Well, the first sequels. The second sequels were fucking awful. Since then it has been a veritable fan-boy smorgasbord of comic-book adaptations. Some really good, some really awful.Daredevil
(2003) - It sucked.Hulk
(2003) - It sucked worse.Hellboy
(2004) - Very nice surprise.The Punisher
(2004) - I liked it better than most.Catwoman
(2004) - Dear God!Elektra
(2005) - Why, oh why?!?!?Batman Begins
(2005) - Christian Bale rocks as Bruce Wayne.Fantastic Four
(2005) - Phew! What a piece of crap!Superman Returns
(2006) - And I wish he hadn't.Ghost Rider
(2007) - Nic Cage? Really?FF: Rise of the Silver Surfer
(2007) - Not awful.Iron Man
(2008) - Awesome! The way it should be done.The Incredible Hulk
(2008) - Massively better than the 1st one.Hellboy II: The Golden Army
(2008) - Haven't seen it yet*.The Dark Knight
(2008) - What can I say? Brilliant!*It just came out today on DVD and it is at the top of my NetFlix queue.
And that list doesn't even include non-superhero comic-book adaptations like V for Vendetta
(2006) or superhero films that aren't comic-book adaptations like Hancock
(2008) - which I still haven't seen.
It looks like 2008 has been the banner year thus far for superhero films. The wonderful thing about even the crappy films on the above list is that I will still watch them. With glee. I love me some superhero flicks! Just like a good 11 year-old should.
And there is more on the horizon. Another Iron Man film, a Thor film, a Captain America film and an Avengers film are all in the works. Watchmen
comes out early next year (hopefully
). So will a solo Wolverine movie that already has me turgid. And Bryan Singer is giving Superman another chance. I have my doubts, but there are folks out there
who like that shit.
There are some other flicks out there just waiting to be made. I think the X-Men have another really great film in them. Green Lantern and Green Arrow could make an interesting film. And I would love to see a really good Justice League film. That would be sweet.
I dunno. Maybe I have had the best of both worlds.
I got to enjoy all the original comic-books when I was a kid (ahem...and much older
), and I get to experience them all over again on the big screen now that I am an adult. An immature adult, to be sure, but an adult still.
So put on your tights and your capes and enjoy, my fellow nerds and geeks!
We are truly living in Golden Times!
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
- Roman Poet Juvenal