Here I am picturing a horde of gigantic wasps who have mutated into the size of ostriches (ostrichi?)*, ready to wipe out humanity as they cut a swath of destruction across the country from Washington to Florida.
But the story goes on to say that the workers are actually cleaning up old wasp nests that have been abandoned and may be "highly radioactive" given their proximity to the radioactive waste site. And it is likely that most, if not all of the former tenants of the nests are long gone
Still, there is probably nothing more frightening that I can think of then a Radioactive Wasp. That fucker and his ilk would be a killing force like we haven't seen since the days of Them! and Godzilla. Or what if one of them mutated with a beautiful woman. What would that be like?
*I was trying to think of the biggest bird possible, as that would probably be the scariest. But a flightless gigantic wasp is a little less scary. I mean a wasp the size of an ostrich hucking along the ground at top speeds would still be scary, just not as scary. Leave me alone.
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Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. I'll be dreaming of wasp women tonight. Crap.
