And this picture is the only reason I need.
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Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. All the weirdest folks are doing it.
Showing posts with label HOLY CRAP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HOLY CRAP. Show all posts
Dec 14, 2008
Things I'm boycotting - part 3
Michael Jackson
And this picture is the only reason I need.
Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. All the weirdest folks are doing it.
And this picture is the only reason I need.
Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. All the weirdest folks are doing it.
Dec 6, 2008
Wait, what?
So Uwe Boll is given the reigns of a sword and sorcery film and the producers somehow manage to corral Jason Statham, Leelee Sobieski, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds, Claire Forlani, Ron Perlman and Matthew Lillard to star in it. Right?
I mean, none of those actors are really top-notch thespians. All of them have been in some pretty bad films. Some of them have been in some pretty great films. But that cast is pretty mind-blowing to me for this type of film.
Yet they all agreed to act in the turd-fest that is In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale a couple of years ago. I've searched long and hard, but this may be the very worst film that has ever been made. And George Lucas wasn't even involved in any way.
Uwe Boll must have compromising pictures of all of these actors in a secure vault someplace. That's the only way that I can explain it. He even managed to get Sir Ben Kingsley to star in BloodRayne.
What.
The.
Fuck.
Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. All the Boll-maniacs are doing it.
I mean, none of those actors are really top-notch thespians. All of them have been in some pretty bad films. Some of them have been in some pretty great films. But that cast is pretty mind-blowing to me for this type of film.
Yet they all agreed to act in the turd-fest that is In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale a couple of years ago. I've searched long and hard, but this may be the very worst film that has ever been made. And George Lucas wasn't even involved in any way.
Uwe Boll must have compromising pictures of all of these actors in a secure vault someplace. That's the only way that I can explain it. He even managed to get Sir Ben Kingsley to star in BloodRayne.
What.
The.
Fuck.
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Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. All the Boll-maniacs are doing it.
Aug 25, 2008
Run, Rabbit. Run.
I really don't know what to say about this short film from Run Wrake. It is awful and it is wonderful at the same time. Picture those reading primers from the 50's or 60's and then imagine that Satan got his cloven hoofs on them. This might be the result. Creepy.
Warning: Very disturbing and long. View at your own risk. - Earl
You can thank the kids at FILMDRUNK for your nightmares this evening.
Random Wiki: Priyasakhi is the very first Indian film translated into Zulu. If the video clip above didn't blow your mind, then I'm sure this nugget of trivia must have.
Warning: Very disturbing and long. View at your own risk. - Earl
You can thank the kids at FILMDRUNK for your nightmares this evening.
Random Wiki: Priyasakhi is the very first Indian film translated into Zulu. If the video clip above didn't blow your mind, then I'm sure this nugget of trivia must have.
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