Fucking tagged again

This time by Anna. Ugh, here goes


3 Things That Scare Me: People who like David Hasselhoff, sharks (they're killers, people!), Disco.

3 People Who Make Me Laugh: Sarah Silverman, Eddie Izzard, Gia (all the time...all the time).

3 Things I Love: Watching the scenery at The Green Parrot Bar in Key West, that first cup of coffee in the morning, a really, really, really good movie. (Gia, of course, as well)

3 Things I Hate: People who double-park or drive the wrong way in a one-way parking lot...basically people who act like they own the road, Guinness poured into a chilled glass (wtf is that, people?), mushrooms and their ilk.

3 Things I Don't Understand: the war in Iraq, mushrooms and their ilk, homophobia.

3 Things I'm Doing Right Now: avoiding work, filling out this fucking meme, listening to The Hold Steady.

3 Things I Want To Do Before I Die: bungee jump (seriously), take an Alaskan cruise, lounge in an eternity pool.

3 Things I Can Do: juggle...I mean, not well but I can juggle, predict meaningless things (like songs played on the radio, or home runs by singles hitters...nothing on a grand scale, but I do "shine" a little bit), tell you the exact issue number of any important comic book in my collection and many more that I wish I owned.

3 Things I Can't Do: Tell someone right away that they are annoying me (it usually takes multiple occurrences), whistle through my fingers, spell "parallel" without spell-check (and it still doesn't look right).

3 Things I Think You Should Listen To: your parents (for the most part), your significant other (for the most part), your heart. Awwwww.

3 Things You Should Never Listen To: Bad advice (duh!), Nickelback, Mets fans.

3 Things I'd Like To Learn: as many different languages as possible, guitar (but I'm afraid that my fingers don't work that way), self-discipline.

3 Shows I Watched As A Kid: The Kids from C.A.P.E.R. (I dare anyone to remember this show), Happy Days, WKRP in Cincinnati.

3 Bloggers I've tagged: No one of importance. Let the madness end now, people.

EDIT - Apparently, the proper name for the pool I was looking for was an infinity pool, not an eternity pool. Do a google image search on "infinity pool" and you will see some of the greatest acheivements in mankind. Seriously!