Showing posts with label bad poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad poetry. Show all posts

Aug 5, 2008

We are all made of stars

Primordial particles, hyrdrogen molecules, clouds of dust.
Expanding, compacting...we are begun.
It's so dense in here. Gravity crushes us.
We come together in form. Alchemy brings us closer to One.

A star is born.


OK, let's play spot the cameo appearance, shall we? I'll fill in the answers when you guess 'em.

Verne Troyer - guessed by Steph.
Gary Coleman - guessed by badgerdaddy.
Sean Bean - guessed by badgerdaddy.
Ron Jeremy - guessed by badgerdaddy.
Toxic Avenger - guessed by badgerdaddy.
Corey Feldman - guessed by badgerdaddy.
Kato Kaelin - guessed by Water Logged Canine.
Todd Bridges - guessed by Water Logged Canine.
Dave Navaroo - guessed by Water Logged Canine.
JC Chavez - guessed by Water Logged Canine.
Thora Birch - guessed by Water Logged Canine.
Tommy Lee - guessed by Water Logged Canine.

No one guessed:
Leelee Sobieski
Robert Evans
Molly Sims
Dominique Swain or
Angelyne (but I think only LA folk know her)



Random Wiki: Here we have the international rankings for Albania. While it does pretty well in Environmental issues and life expectancy, it's pretty fucking small in all other ways. Damn! This might be the most boring page on the entire site. I'm forced to let you know that Eliza Dushku is of Albanian descent. You are very welcome.