Jul 28, 2011

Contest from the Cornfield

As you probably already know listening to our latest episode of Just Talking to the Cornfield, ahem, we are having another contest/giveaway.  What are we giving away?  Why it's another jar of Midnight Moon Apple Pie Moonshine from Piedmont Distillers.  Huzzah!

All you have to do is come up with some nicknames for several current MLB stars who really need one.  Those MLB stars are:
  • Andrew McCutchen - Pittsburgh Pirates
  • Prince Fielder - Milwaukee Braves
  • Joe Mauer - Minnesota Twins
  • Jose Reyes - New York Mets
  • Joey Votto - Cincinnati Reds
Sure, some of these cats already have nicknames.  But they suck. So we want to come up with some fresh ones.  And we think a jar of booze is just the right amount of impetus to get your creative glands secreting.  Ewww.

So send your submissions for all 5 players to the Colonel at zantall at aol dot com.  Don't leave them here in the comments because he is going to run them all by my blindly before the next show.  The deadline for submissions is this coming Sunday at Noon EST. 

Do it to it, kids!


badgerdaddy said...

Prince Fielder surely does not need a nickname!

Watched most of the first two episodes of Torchwood last night, and bearing in mind I haven't enjoyed it a great deal since the first series, I thought it was excellent!

Slyde said...

Andrew McCutchen - "Asshat Andy"
Prince Fielder - "DickFace"
Joe Mauer - "Jackass Joe"
Jose Reyes - "The Anal Intruder"
Joey Votto - "Jerkoff Joe"

how'd i do?

Paticus said...

Oooh, prizes?
I'd better get thinkeratin'.

hello haha narf said...

i love that you put a player from the pirates on your list. big love.

that is all.

Verdant Earl said...

badger - Yeah, I wasn't sure about that. But Prince sucks and it's his real name anyway.

Slyde - Awww...those are all my pet names for you, snookums!

Paticus - onward!

Becky - Well, he is one of the biggest stars in the game right now. Or should be based on his production.

sybil law said...

You made me throw up in my mouth a little, with the whole secreting glands comment.

Verdant Earl said...

Sybil - Then my work here is complete. You are most welcome. ;)

Pearl said...

Around my house and our affinity for messing with the cats, Joe Mauer is actually Joe Meow-er.

Sorry. That's all I got.


Verdant Earl said...

Pearl - That's hysterical, Gia and I do the same thing. We joke around that Joe Meow-er is our cat's favorite player!