I wanna be bad.
I guess we all do, at one point or another. Subconsciously, I guess everyone at some junction in their lives wants to be bad.
But I wanna be really, really bad.
I wanna pretend like I'm injured just to gain sympathy with strippers. I wanna date someone who may or may not be a retard. I wanna bang my best friend's Mom. Then I wanna set his sister on fire so I can sell the footage and make millions. I wanna become a crackhead...just to be eligible for welfare. I wanna eat human flesh, as long as it doesn't make me racist. I wanna hunt a childhood friend for fun, and then teabag him when I eventually catch him.
In other words, I wanna be one of the gang in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.