Sep 9, 2008

Mr. Science

Mr. Science says "a boomerang, when thrown correctly, will always return to the person who threw it. EVEN IN ZERO GRAVITY!!!"

So you think that all the experiments in the International Space Station are of the ground-breaking, scientific discovery type, eh? Nah! Sometimes those dudes just want to see some fucked up shit in space. In this video, Japanese astronaut Takao Doi throws a boomerang in zero gravity and the motherfucker comes right back to him! Dude!

In his next video he is gonna play hacky-sack and smoke a big bowl while listening to Widespread Panic. Just to see the science behind it all, man.

PS - So there is this Japanese professor who thinks that Kim Jong Il died way back in 2003 and has been replaced by up to four body doubles ever since. And we think America is fucked up.


Barlinnie said...

If you look real closely you can actually see a small spider monkey painted blue & invisible to the camera and the naked eye, retrieving the magic bendy stick and return it to Mr Tacky Dildo's hand.

I used to teach the same illusions when I was younger, and keep it quiet okay..? but it was me who taught Harry Houdini everything he knew. Mind you, back in those days he still used his mothers maiden name, and the lad's round here still refer to him as little Harry Cockstink

jiggs said...

Here is the beginning of a rap i wrote about kim jong il:

I be kim jong illin
Got the queezy feelin
Heard he got the bomb
you know my diaper was spillin

Seals said...

I heard Kim Jong Il was replaced by a marrionette singing "I'm So Ronery." :)

Slyde said...

is it too telling of me that every EVERY damn time i see the name " Kim Jong", the first thing i see is King Dong?

Verdant Earl said...

NMTB - I have to admit I laughed out lout at the "tacky dildo" line. But I refuse to abbreviate it. ;)

Jiggs - why do I imagine Ali G singing it?

ajooja - I haven't seen it, but that has to be a Team America reference. Right?

Slyde - The first thing I see when I look in my pants is a King Dong. Noice!

RW said...

Am I sick because I actually LIKE my tax dollars being spent on that, cuz i do!

Verdant Earl said...

RW - Actually, I think its pretty cool too! Much better than some of the other silliness our taxes get wasted on.

Anonymous said...

Have you ever thrown a boomerang?
Have you ever thrown a zero gravity?
Have you ever thrown a zero gravity...ON WEED?

Verdant Earl said...

WLC - Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.

white rabbit said...

I tried throwing a boomeramg once. It sort of curled a bit but didn't come back.

Life is far too short to practise some things...

Anonymous said...

Inhale deeply would be my advice.

pure evyl said...

It's so nice to see our space program money spent wisely.

Verdant Earl said...

Wabbit - yeah, I don't have the boomerang gene either.

Michael - oh, yeah. :)

Evyl - Hey, those space monkeys need to have a little fun.

limpy99 said...

Dick Cheney hasn't been the same since that pod person took over his body.

And by that I mean he's a lot nicer than he used to be.