Lemme explain...with bullets:
- We both were drinking. A lot! I was sipping on some Jim Beam while the Colonel did the right thing and drank some apple pie moonshine from Junior Johnson and Piedmont Distillers. There was, of course, some stumbling and bumbling. Mostly on my part.
- We talked about porn and fluffers. Not in the context of porn and fluffers, but kinda in the context of porn and fluffers. What's a fluffer? Dear God, don't make me type those words here.
- We talked about the statistical probability of gay players in the major leagues.
- Totally unrelated (maybe), we also talked about our favorite gay crushes in baseball.
- Don't judge us!!!
- Okay...judge us. Just do it, ya know, with some freakin' heart.
- Oh yeah...we also talked about some baseball. A very little bit. For about 2 hours. Yeah.