Aug 8, 2011

About Last Night

Last night, depending upon your own particular criteria, may have been the best episode of Just Talking to the Cornfield ever!

Lemme explain...with bullets:
  • We both were drinking. A lot! I was sipping on some Jim Beam while the Colonel did the right thing and drank some apple pie moonshine from Junior Johnson and Piedmont Distillers.  There was, of course, some stumbling and bumbling.  Mostly on my part.
  • We talked about porn and fluffers.  Not in the context of porn and fluffers, but kinda in the context of porn and fluffers.  What's a fluffer?  Dear God, don't make me type those words here.
  • We talked about the statistical probability of gay players in the major leagues.
  • Totally unrelated (maybe), we also talked about our favorite gay crushes in baseball.
  • Don't judge us!!!
  • Okay...judge us.  Just do it, ya know, with some freakin' heart.
  • Oh yeah...we also talked about some baseball.  A very little bit.  For about 2 hours. Yeah.
Listen in on Talkshoe or find us on iTunes.  You know you wanna!


sybil law said...

Well, you couldn't help the stumbling and bumbling, though. Or were you just blaming the weather?! ;)
Did you guys discuss the rumors that Votto is gay? Whole new meaning for Charlie Muscle...
(And yes - I was there, but I had like 13 things going on around me, so I'll have to listen to the show again! Woohoo!)

Verdant Earl said...

Sybil - I hadn't heard that rumor. Wow.

sybil law said...

Really? It's apparently well known. Well, here, anyway. Or well thought, I should say.